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Re: Funny things Joe says...
« Reply #210 on: November 07, 2021, 07:08:10 AM »
He must be planning a Harvard admissions essay.

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Re: Funny things Joe says...
« Reply #211 on: November 07, 2021, 08:32:11 AM »
He knows you interviewed as a team... And he heard about the fart

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Re: Funny things Joe says...
« Reply #212 on: November 11, 2021, 12:39:48 PM »
Lol Joe Biden just used the word Negro on live TV. That's why I find the Dems funny because they keep accusing the other side being racist and it turns out their token leader an old white male is The Racist.

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Re: Funny things Joe says...
« Reply #213 on: November 11, 2021, 12:50:18 PM »
Lol Joe Biden just used the word Negro on live TV. That's why I find the Dems funny because they keep accusing the other side being racist and it turns out their token leader an old white male is The Racist.

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Re: Funny things Joe says...
« Reply #214 on: November 19, 2021, 11:57:03 AM »
Ewwwwwww!!...

Watch: Biden Caresses 1st-Grader for 10 Seconds, Then Whispers 'Meet Me After This'

At the signing, Biden chatted with Jake Bomba, the young son of a Maryland police officer who took his own life in 2019, according to WUSA-TV.
The career politician — who turns 79 on Saturday — thanked the first-grader for attending the event and offered him a personal tour of the White House.

“Meet me after this and I can show you the around the White House,” Biden whispered while stroking the boy’s arm and caressing his face. “Do you want to see it?”
Normally, being offered a tour by the sitting president would be considered a great honor. However, context matters when assessing any situation.

In this instance, Biden spotlighted once again that he’s tone-deaf to optics and does not know how to read the room.

Given the criticism he has endured for his long, well-documented history of overly tactile encounters with small children and women, you’d think the president would keep his hands to himself.

But he couldn’t help himself, even though his handlers have probably warned him to stop acting inappropriately — at least in public.

https://www.westernjournal.com/watch-biden-caresses-1st-grader-10-seconds-whispers-meet/

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Re: Funny things Joe says...
« Reply #215 on: November 22, 2021, 09:48:53 AM »
Wow...and such a vivid memory...I feel safe he has the nuclear codes.

Burning down the house, Joe? Biden's claims his Delaware home was razed to the ground 'with my wife in it' are greeted with skepticism after report from 2004 is uncovered saying 'it was just a kitchen fire'
President Joe Biden said he 'had a house burn down with my wife in it' in 2004
Reports from the time state the 'small fire' was contained to the kitchen and controlled within 20 minutes
Biden has told variations of the story of his house fire on multiple occasions
The president has been known to exaggerate personal stories over the years

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10228241/Biden-claims-Delaware-house-razed-ground-wife-it.html

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Re: Funny things Joe says...
« Reply #216 on: November 23, 2021, 04:47:52 PM »
This is elder abuse…but it is funny!… :D :D >:D

Joe ‘Anchorman’ Biden Reads Everything from Teleprompter Including ‘End of Quote’ . . .

In a scene reminiscent of “Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy,” Biden read “end of quote” from the teleprompter, which he clearly wasn’t supposed to do.

https://thelibertydaily.com/joe-anchorman-biden-reads-everything-from-teleprompter-including-end-of-quote/

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Re: Funny things Joe says...
« Reply #217 on: December 03, 2021, 01:07:22 PM »
He is totally losing it...not sure if funny or sad...

Biden tells another tall tale: President claims he met Golda Meir during the Six-Day War in 1967 while he was still a law student and she wasn't the Israeli PM

Biden confuses Six-Day War dates at White House menorah lighting celebration

'I have known every — every prime minister well since Golda Meir, including Golda Meir,' Biden said during a Hanukkah celebration on Thursday
'During the Six-Day War, I had an opportunity to — she invited me to come over because I was going to be the liaison between she and the Egyptians,' he said
The Six Day War was in 1967, one year before he graduated law school and Meir became prime minister
Biden appeared to be confusing the Six Day War with a meeting he had with her just prior to the October 1973 Yom Kippur War

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10271881/Biden-claims-met-Golda-Meir-Six-Day-War-1967-law-student.html


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Re: Funny things Joe says...
« Reply #218 on: December 07, 2021, 09:34:18 AM »
...forgot to turn on his mike...Dear God...

Thought you were going to talk tough, Joe? Biden gives Putin a WAVE after forgetting to turn on his mic during video call: Threatens toughest sanctions yet against Russia if it invades Ukraine
Biden spoke to Vladimir Putin by video conference from White House Situation Room on Tuesday morning
Call started off with some technical difficulties when Biden apparently forgot to switch his microphone on
American President was then seen waving to his Russian counterpart and chuckling at the technical issues
Russian news agencies released video of the first few clips of the call

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10284391/Biden-faces-Putin-President-threatens-Russia-toughest-economic-sanctions-yet.html

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Re: Funny things Joe says...
« Reply #219 on: December 08, 2021, 10:32:43 AM »
"You will be the unlucky recipient of the most strongly worded letter ever!!! if you invade that country!!!...What a noodle

'Putin got the message': Biden reveals he threatened the Russian president with 'economic consequences like none he's ever seen' during call but says he has RULED OUT boots on the ground in Ukraine
President Joe Biden revealed he threatened Vladimir Putin with 'economic consequences like none he's ever seen' if Russia invades the Ukraine
'I made it very clear. If in fact, [Putin] invades Ukraine , there will be severe consequences, economic consequences like none he's ever seen,' Biden said
President made it clear no US boots on ground in Ukraine
'That is not on the table,' he told reporters before his trip to Kansas City
He said he was 'absolutely confident' that Putin got the message
Biden and Putin spoke for two hours by video conference on Tuesday morning
Biden also is prepared to deploy more American troops to NATO countries if Russia invades the Ukraine

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10288953/Biden-threatened-Putin-economic-consequences-like-hes-none-hes-seen.html

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Biden just said "Let's go Brandon and I agree"
« Reply #220 on: December 24, 2021, 10:48:22 AM »
Did the dementia patient just reply with Let's go Brandon to a caller who said the same phrase?

https://twitter.com/DJBURNS_was/status/1474446539934347272?t=_Aaybp3CYNucgOAjddBjJg&s=19

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Re: Funny things Joe says...
« Reply #221 on: December 24, 2021, 12:47:55 PM »
Did the dementia patient just reply with Let's go Brandon to a caller who said the same phrase?

https://twitter.com/DJBURNS_was/status/1474446539934347272?t=_Aaybp3CYNucgOAjddBjJg&s=19

Yea, it’s called ignoring the childish asshole calling in on a children’s show to the Santa tracking line.

Really think that one through

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Re: Funny things Joe says...
« Reply #222 on: December 24, 2021, 02:22:47 PM »
Completely missing the point here. Biden is a shell of him self completely oblivious on what's happening around him this is elders abuse.

Did the dementia patient just reply with Let's go Brandon to a caller who said the same phrase?

https://twitter.com/DJBURNS_was/status/1474446539934347272?t=_Aaybp3CYNucgOAjddBjJg&s=19

Yea, it’s called ignoring the childish asshole calling in on a children’s show to the Santa tracking line.

Really think that one through

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Re: Funny things Joe says...
« Reply #223 on: December 24, 2021, 03:06:17 PM »
This was a throwback to callers who would ring in at every possible venue/show/etc and yell "Howard Stern!" You couldn't escape it in the early 1990's. Childish, but not the first time this has ever been done.

In my RSM Target store one of the checkers is named Brandon. He's heard it all and wasn't upset or pressured in any way when people say it. Pretty thick skin for someone just out of high school.
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Re: Funny things Joe says...
« Reply #224 on: December 28, 2021, 08:08:24 AM »
He is so funny...sounds like what that "Crazy" Trump guy was saying a few years ago...

'He's trying to avoid blame for his incompetence': GOP slams Biden after he said 'there is no federal solution' to combating COVID despite previously promising to 'shut down the virus' as cases hit highest level since January despite mask and vax mandates
Republicans are blasting President Joe Biden after he said 'there is no federal solution' to combatting COVID-19 during a virtual meeting with 25 governors
The GOP, citing a remark Biden made in October 2020,  accused the president of giving up on his promise to 'shut down the virus'

Sen. Tom Cotton, from Arkansas, slammed the president for implementing illegal mandates COVID and blamed his 'incompetence' for the surging virus
Texas Gov. Greg Abbott said if combatting the virus falls on the states, than the 'Texas solution is no mandates and personal responsibility'
However, Biden's supporters rushed to his defense, alleging the Republicans took his remarks out of context
They claimed the now-viral clip of Biden was 'a total lie' and edited to suggest he is 'quitting on dealing with COVID and just throwing it to the states'
Biden's comments came as COVID cases in the US have jumped by nearly 70% over the past two weeks and the CDC cut isolation restrictions from 10 days to 5

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10349067/GOP-slams-Biden-said-no-federal-solution-combatting-coronavirus.html

 

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