Hot Pockets heiress faces sentencing in U.S. college admissions scandal

Nooooooo.  Not hot pockets.  ;(
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-...-u-s-college-admissions-scandal-idUSKBN20J1K5

Pockets heiress faces sentencing in U.S. college admissions scandal
Nate Raymond

BOSTON (Reuters) - A California woman whose family?s company created the microwavable snack Hot Pockets faces sentencing on Tuesday for paying $300,000 to people who helped her two daughters cheat on college entrance exams and helped one win admission to the University of Southern California as a fake volleyball recruit.

if my kids are too retarded to get into USC on their own, they can just go to CSUF like all the other retards.

If you haven't seen the Jim Gaffigan routine on Hot Pockets, do yourself a favor and watch this.  It's one of my favorite stand-up routines of all time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-i9GXbptog