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Re: Amazon founder Jeff Bezos announces divorce
« Reply #30 on: February 09, 2019, 11:18:35 AM »
Think she woulda snagged him if she went to UCI or CSUF? :)

Sure...she met him at work.  You think that Ivy Leaguers only marry other Ivy Leaguers? 

Obviously not.  It was a joke.
She met him at DE Shaw. This goes to the whole certain shops interview and hire only at certain schools convo that sometimes occur on these boards.

She was just a secretary at DE Shaw.

It took 10 years to write her first novel and her two books have only sold a few thousand copies.

But now she’s worth $68.5 Billion.

Wait. She was an admin assistant and an unsuccessful writer?  God her parents are idiots for sending her to Princeton.


Yup.  Lauren Sanchez went to a JC, transferred to USC and ended up with Bezos anyway.

As I said, Boobs > Princeton.

you can buy a lot of boobs with $160b

You may not be able to buy love, but you sure can rent it.


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