$4M house and realtor can't put up some Hi Res pics?

USCTrojanCPA said:
rickr said:
Is it really that freakin difficult to take some nice professional pics? Hell I have a 10 year old iPhone laying around somewhere in the house that can take way better pics.
https://www.redfin.com/CA/Irvine/113-Quiet-Pl-92602/home/113857335

I would be pretty spun up if this was my house and the realtor presented this to me.
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Cellphone camera. An old one at that. What are they thinking?

Looks to be a newbie realtard.  Things like this make me look good.  haha
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USCTrojanCPA said:
Cellphone camera. An old one at that. What are they thinking?

Looks to be a newbie realtard.  Things like this make me look good. haha
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Ummn!!  You might want to revisit that attempt at Joke.  People might start to think you need these realtard to make you look good >:D
 
My guess is that there was some sort of conversion issue when he uploaded the pics.  At least the quality of the pics (angle, lighting, etc.) are good.
 
While normally I would be impressed by a 16,000 sqft lot, for $4M I would expect better separation between these McMansions. The lots are deep but not wide enough to give adequate distance between adjacent homes.

#1%problems
 
rickr said:
One hell of a chipping green in the backyard.
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Is that part of their yard or the association?  The Google satellite pictures are depressing with those houses seemingly taking up every inch of the lot. Sad!
 
iacrenter said:
While normally I would be impressed by a 16,000 sqft lot, for $4M I would expect better separation between these McMansions. The lots are deep but not wide enough to give adequate distance between adjacent homes.

#1%problems
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That's true of all the new Irvine McMansions--Hidden Canyon, Alta Vista, Bella Vista, Trevi, etc. 5 foot side yards on a 5000 sq ft house.
You have to buy an older house (preferably not in Irvine) or go custom lots in Shady to get that side yard separation and privacy.

 
Loco_local said:
rickr said:
One hell of a chipping green in the backyard.
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Is that part of their yard or the association?  The Google satellite pictures are depressing with those houses seemingly taking up every inch of the lot. Sad!
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Nope, that green and the sand trap are part of the houses yard.
 
dethman said:
Looks like just a technical error in uploading.  Some pics are actually in full res.
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Probably that, but surprise they haven't fixed it and its been 2 days. Well its not like a 4 mil property goes fast anyways.

CRMLS is a real joke though. I remember reading about how their system "updated" and now allows for "high-res" picture at 1024 x 680. Wow look at that.

It goes through their shitty system that unnecessary compress these great pics and gets worst and worst as sites pulls and scrapes and re-encodes these. What a joke. Every time I log into MLS I want to punch someone in the face heh.
 
This is how you market a property correctly...

Do they come with the house? Semi-naked, gold-painted models star in an outrageous video designed to sell a $100m Beverly Hills mansion - complete with a 170-bottle champagne room AND a gold Lamborghini

Hilton & Hyland released a steamy trailer for Opus - a property listing with an asking price of $100million
Gold painted models showcase the 20,500-square-foot home that houses seven bedrooms and 11 bathrooms
The advertisement tells the tale of a 'modern day Cleopatra complete with golden ladies in waiting'
House developer Nile Niami wanted to capture the 'very alluring and undeniably sexy vibe' of the abode
He said: 'I kept telling the director 'Go darker, go sexier,' and was thrilled to see the results - a woman who is transformed and empowered by the beauty of Opus'
https://vimeo.com/user22437703/opusredband

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4475578/OPUS-100m-mansion-releases-NSFW-trailer.html#ixzz4gDjpItcy
 
Yeah, Martin. Forget TI cookies. When are you going to paint Qwerty / Iho in gold and place them in your open house?
 
SoCal said:
Yeah, Martin. Forget TI cookies. When are you going to paint Qwerty / Iho in gold and place them in your open house?
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