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Title: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on October 06, 2020, 08:33:10 AM
Thought it would be entertaining to have a place to deposit all the folksy, ahh shucks, every man insightful observations that Joe dishes out daily.  You know the "Thats just Joe" excuse pile. If he becomes our next President then this can just continue as a repository collection funnel that we can all draw on and learn from.  Maybe you heard one today. I'll start it off with this sensitive reflection..

Critics tear into Joe Biden for saying wealthy people were able to stay home during lockdown because 'some black woman was able to stack the grocery shelf'
Joe Biden was in Tampa, Florida on September 15 speaking to veterans
Biden said that he realized he had the luxury of lockdown thanks to others
His lockdown was 'because some black woman was able to stack the grocery'
He added: 'Or a young Hispanic is out there as first responders, nurses, docs'

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8809063/Biden-says-people-able-lockdown-black-woman-able-stack-grocery-shelf.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8809063/Biden-says-people-able-lockdown-black-woman-able-stack-grocery-shelf.html)
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on October 07, 2020, 08:18:02 AM
Ohh, he is just such an everyman...we all want to watch them in four years too... ;D

'Creepy' Joe Biden, 77, tells group of 'beautiful young ladies' he wants to 'see them dancing when they're four years older' during campaign stop in Miami
Biden made the comment during a visit to Miami's Little Haiti Cultural Center
His campaign indicated that he was referring to the four-year presidential term
But the remark led to a wave of online scorn at candidate dubbed 'Creepy Joe'

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8814587/Joe-Biden-raises-eyebrows-remark-beautiful-young-ladies.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8814587/Joe-Biden-raises-eyebrows-remark-beautiful-young-ladies.html)
Title: #CovidDonnie Strikes again
Post by: nosuchreality on October 07, 2020, 09:37:48 AM
#CovidDonnie strikes again.  Stephen Miller test positive.

That's ten top players, not counting the underling press contacts etc, that have been infected.

Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: irvinehomeowner on October 07, 2020, 02:52:51 PM
This seems like a snowflake thread. :)

#irony
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on October 07, 2020, 04:51:48 PM
Similar but far more specific...only one snowflake gets quoted in this thread. ;D ;) >:D
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: irvinehomeowner on October 07, 2020, 05:47:39 PM
Similar but far more specific...only one snowflake gets quoted in this thread. ;D ;) >:D

Double irony.
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: eyephone on October 07, 2020, 06:17:23 PM
Pence just said Americans deserve credit for the sacrifice  covid deaths sacrifice.
What a joke!
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: eyephone on October 07, 2020, 06:25:47 PM
Btw - the Senator Joni Ernst from Iowa running for Senate bashed Obama for like two deaths in the US. So if we take that as a bench mark. There should be a freaking bonfire for the US deaths due to covid 210k plus and counting.


Iowa's Ernst has wildly different standards on Ebola, coronavirus

Sen. Joni Ernst (R-IA) on Sunday bashed former President Barack Obama%u2019s handling of Ebola, a viral disease that two Americans died from, but praised President Trump%u2019s response to the coronavirus as cases surge in several cities.

https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/iowa-s-ernst-has-wildly-different-standards-ebola-coronavirus-n1232959

Is this a double standard or what?
My good friends from Iowa deserve better. I am not good in math, but 200 thousand deaths under Trump sounds a lot greater than 2 Ebola deaths in the US. (That is what you call 100,000x.)
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: eyephone on October 07, 2020, 06:36:29 PM
Pence is moving around and looking nervous.

Pence and Trump has a plan for health care? It has been 4 years. Where is it? A joke! For example Pence bashed Obamacare saying it was a disaster. But he did not give his own plan.
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: eyephone on October 07, 2020, 07:01:39 PM
Haha Pence is getting punked by the debate person. Lol
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on October 07, 2020, 07:06:00 PM
Janice is getting spanked...

Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: eyephone on October 07, 2020, 07:07:27 PM
Pence brought up Supreme Court confirmation. But how about the US senate controlled by the Republicans to bring up the covid stimulus/help to American people and business. No mention of that.
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: eyephone on October 07, 2020, 07:07:57 PM
Pence is the only one squirming and looking really nervous.
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: eyephone on October 07, 2020, 07:11:32 PM
Pence was asked about the affordable care alternative since Trump is arguing against it in front of the Supreme Court. He did give his plan for his health plan. You know why? Because there is not one. There are 20 million people will lose there health care that is currently on that plan.
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: eyephone on October 07, 2020, 07:31:00 PM
Pence brought up spy on campaign. How about the guy that he called the waterboy not brag to another intelligence officer for a different country. Also, it has came out that the Trump campaign has inside info about the Wikileaks email dump.

Do you remember Wiki leaks? How many times did Trump thank wiki leaks?
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on October 07, 2020, 07:38:32 PM
Best punch of the night “Dems are the ones who have spent the last four years unwilling to accept results of the 2016 election.”...he was disciplined and on point, she smirked laughed and eye rolled ( not a good look). Solid night for team Trump!
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: eyephone on October 07, 2020, 07:46:56 PM
Pence looked nervous. He kept on moving in his seat. At times I thought he had to use the restroom. Lol
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on October 07, 2020, 08:10:23 PM
Pence looked nervous. He kept on moving in his seat. At times I thought he had to use the restroom. Lol

That’s cause he had a fly on his head. ;D ;)
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: Cares on October 07, 2020, 09:00:29 PM
 I think both sides did fine from a debate standpoint. Got their points across. Neither side looked uncomfortable. Won't really sway undecided voters.
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: eyephone on October 07, 2020, 09:09:17 PM
I think both sides did fine from a debate standpoint. Got their points across. Neither side looked uncomfortable. Won't really sway undecided voters.

But who had pink eye? Which can be a sign of _________.
Title: Re: #CovidDonnie Strikes again
Post by: Cornflakes on October 08, 2020, 12:44:15 PM
#CovidDonnie strikes again.  Stephen Miller test positive.

That's ten top players, not counting the underling press contacts etc, that have been infected.

Are they playing Puff, Puff, Pass all day in WH? That would be one explanation.. :)
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on October 10, 2020, 10:35:08 PM
He’s so folksy...

Joe Biden says voters 'don't deserve' to know his position on packing the Supreme Court with additional justices before the election - and insists he will not ban fracking

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8826943/Joe-Biden-says-voters-dont-deserve-know-position-packing-Supreme-Court.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8826943/Joe-Biden-says-voters-dont-deserve-know-position-packing-Supreme-Court.html)
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on October 11, 2020, 11:35:36 PM
Oh he is such a scamp....

Biden says 'the only way' he can lose in November is through 'chicanery' at the polls and accuses Trump of 'putting people with rifles in polling places' - increasing fears that NEITHER side will accept an election defeat


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8827729/Biden-says-way-lose-election-chicanery.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8827729/Biden-says-way-lose-election-chicanery.html)
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on October 12, 2020, 08:59:02 PM
Granpa Joe says the darndest things....

Trump slams 'Sleepy' Joe Biden after he forgets Mitt Romney's name and calls him 'that Mormon senator' and then declares he is running for the Senate during campaign events


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8833077/Trump-mocks-Biden-stating-running-Senate-forgetting-Mitt-Romneys-name.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8833077/Trump-mocks-Biden-stating-running-Senate-forgetting-Mitt-Romneys-name.html)

Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on October 13, 2020, 08:53:22 AM
He’s so crazy, he doesn’t know he is telling the truth...

Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: eyephone on October 13, 2020, 08:56:45 AM
But we know Trump does not tell the truth especially about covid.
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: nosuchreality on October 13, 2020, 09:40:07 AM
At this point, I’ll take the Democrat puppeteer President over The Dear Leader wannabe.
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on October 14, 2020, 06:49:18 AM
Joe, joe, joe...you can only be president two times, running for a third term is just...unconstitutional...

Oops: Biden says Trump won Ohio and Florida 'the last two times'


onald Trump has only run for president once, but that’s not how former Vice President Joseph R. Biden remembers it.

The Democratic presidential candidate said Monday that President Trump won Florida and Ohio “significantly the last two times.” The last two presidential elections were in 2012 and 2016.

https://m.washingtontimes.com/news/2020/oct/13/joe-biden-says-donald-trump-won-ohio-and-florida-l/ (https://m.washingtontimes.com/news/2020/oct/13/joe-biden-says-donald-trump-won-ohio-and-florida-l/)

Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: irvinehomeowner on October 14, 2020, 10:11:40 AM
Where is the "Stupid and racist things Donald says..." thread?
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on October 14, 2020, 10:12:59 AM
You're welcome to start one.
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: irvinehomeowner on October 14, 2020, 11:57:18 AM
Neh... almost every thread with Trump is already one. :)
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on October 14, 2020, 01:03:57 PM
Awww..no more funny things Joe says for today...his minders shut down things at 10 after all the Hunter stuff hit the fan...maybe tomorrow... ;D ;D ;D >:D

Joe Biden calls early ‘lid’ for reporters amid The Post’s Hunter Biden exposé

“The Biden campaign has called a lid for in-person events,” wrote Biden press pool reporter Sabrina Siddiqui of the Wall Street Journal, indicating that the candidate would not be making any public appearances or fielding questions Wednesday.

The Democratic presidential candidate — huddled in his Wilmington, Del., home — has not directly responded to The Post’s reporting, including on a document that appears to debunk his prior claim that he had “never spoken” with his son about his “overseas business dealing,” including a reported $83,000 monthly job on the board of Burisma.

An email from the hard drive, acquired by a Delaware computer repairman, appears to indicate Biden met in 2015 with Burisma board adviser Vadym Pozharskyi while the firm employed his son. Then-Vice President Biden led the Obama administration’s Ukraine policy.

President Trump’s campaign attacked Biden for calling a “lid” as the story broke.

https://nypost.com/2020/10/14/joe-biden-goes-into-hiding-amid-the-posts-hunter-biden-expose/ (https://nypost.com/2020/10/14/joe-biden-goes-into-hiding-amid-the-posts-hunter-biden-expose/)
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on October 25, 2020, 10:07:40 PM
I’m going to miss his daily foibles when he’s gone in 10 days...

Biden: ‘This Is The Most Consequential Election’ Due To Possibility Of ‘Four More Years Of George’


Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden warned on Sunday that next month’s election was the “most consequential” in a long time because of what would happen if there was “four more years of George,” an apparent reference to former President George Bush. Biden, after saying “George” twice, corrected himself.

https://www.dailywire.com/news/biden-this-is-the-most-consequential-election-due-to-possibility-of-four-more-years-of-george (https://www.dailywire.com/news/biden-this-is-the-most-consequential-election-due-to-possibility-of-four-more-years-of-george)



Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on October 26, 2020, 09:29:15 AM
Well they have run for cover and gagged poor Joe until after the election so if he says anything stupid for the next 9 days, only Jill will get the laugh...

It’s a Lid! Trump Campaign Staff Says Joe Biden Will Not Do Any More In-Person Campaigning Until Election

Biden’s campaign called a lid early on Sunday, before news broke that he would not be making any more appearances at all. There are no public appearances listed on his schedule.

BREAKING: Joe Biden called a lid at 11:27am today, amid new revelations about his family’s Ukrainian energy dealings and one day after his drive-in speech in PA was filled with Trump supporters

— Jack Posobiec 🇺🇸 (@JackPosobiec) October 25, 2020

Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: icey on October 26, 2020, 01:06:36 PM
“Why can’t we use nuclear weapons?”

“I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”

“I thought being President would be easier than my old life.”

“When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending the best. They’re not sending you, they’re sending people that have lots of problems and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bring crime. They’re rapists… And some, I assume, are good people.”

"It's going to disappear. One day, it's like a miracle, it will disappear."

“I moved on her like a bitch, but I couldn’t get there. And she was married.”

“I did try and fuck her. She was married.”

“Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything.”

“Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.”

Wait it wasn't Joe Biden who said any of these things. Wanna guess who did?
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on October 26, 2020, 08:13:44 PM
“Chumps!”...that’s as funny as “Deplorables!”

Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on October 31, 2020, 09:04:04 AM
“Ugly folks”...that is funny...

Biden is slammed for calling Trump fans 'ugly folks' after they interrupt his Minnesota rally with honking horns - leading critics to compare moment to Hillary Clinton's 2016 'deplorables' remark


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8899421/Biden-slammed-calling-Trump-supporters-ugly-folks-Minnesota-rally.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8899421/Biden-slammed-calling-Trump-supporters-ugly-folks-Minnesota-rally.html)
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on October 31, 2020, 11:39:34 AM
Wow..he continues to churn out new material...think joe needs a nap...

BIDEN: “I’ll lead an effective strategy to mobilize trunalimunumaprzure.”



Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on November 01, 2020, 08:12:06 AM
“Badakathcare”..Joe continues to expand the dictionary...

Biden leaves his Michigan rally confused with his latest senior moment as he claims he and Obama believe 'it's a right to have badakathcare' ;D ;D

Joe Biden ended up getting tongue-tied during a rally in Michigan on Saturday
Just as he was about to lay a blow against Trump about healthcare he ended up tripping over his words as described it as 'badakathcare'

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8901891/Biden-says-Obama-think-right-badakathcare-Michigan-rally.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8901891/Biden-says-Obama-think-right-badakathcare-Michigan-rally.html)

Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: aquabliss on November 01, 2020, 08:16:54 AM
What was he really trying to say here?  Is it like a Biden/Kamala healthcare combo word?
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: icey on November 01, 2020, 01:07:28 PM
“Person, woman, man, camera, TV”

Trying to source this quote. Was it Einstein or Newton? Having trouble recalling
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on November 02, 2020, 09:16:11 AM
If you cant tell what the jacket your wearing says....well...

Birdbrained? Joe Biden has yet another senior moment as he confuses Philadelphia Eagles logo with Delaware college CHICKEN emblem on his jacket during crucial Pennsylvania rally
Joe Biden made the Eagles gaffe during a rainy drive-in rally in Philadelphia on Sunday
'I know Philadelphia well. I married a Philly girl,' Biden said. 'And by the way, I've got my Eagles jacket on'
Twitter users were quick to notice that Biden's jacket actually had a Blue Hen from University of Delaware
During his speech Biden pleaded with voters to turn out at the polls on Tuesday
'We have to vote like we never did before. There's too much on the line to sit it out,' he said
Pennsylvania emerged as one of the most hotly-contested battleground states in the days before the election

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8903785/Biden-tells-Philadelphia-rally-hes-wearing-Eagles-jacket-sporting-Delaware-Blue-Hens-logo.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8903785/Biden-tells-Philadelphia-rally-hes-wearing-Eagles-jacket-sporting-Delaware-Blue-Hens-logo.html)
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: icey on November 02, 2020, 05:40:01 PM
Quote
Even without the vaccine, the pandemic’s going to end. It’s gonna run its course. It’s gonna end. They’ll go crazy. He said ‘without the vaccine’ — watch, it’ll be a headline tomorrow. These people are crazy. No, it’s running its course.

Donald Trump
October 16, 2020

(565,607 new cases in the past 7 days including new records).
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on November 03, 2020, 11:09:43 AM
One last funny thing that Joe didn't say...

It was classic Biden, rambling on and on, not making a lot of sense, but spouting out platitudes. Biden appeared beyond tired, trying to desperately pull it over the line in the last day. At the end of his speech, he walked off to one side of the stage and began waving to someone off stage and off the camera, his wife tried to pull him back to where they were supposed to leave from, on the the other side of the stage.

As he went back across the stage he stopped to put on his mask at the podium. He then apparently had a thought he wanted to say to the audience. So he ripped the mask back off and said, “By the way, one last thing.” But as he did that, the music started playing as it does at awards shows to tell the people to stop speaking and get off the stage. Biden decides to not even try and just packs it in.

Could there be a more symbolic ending for his campaign? You couldn’t script that better. When even the candidate hangs it up and says I’ve got nothing, you know it’s bad.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2020/11/03/273863-n273863 (https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2020/11/03/273863-n273863)

Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: irvinehomeowner on November 03, 2020, 12:03:34 PM
So ironic how much snowflakes exist in this thread. You parodied yourself morekaos... good job.
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on November 03, 2020, 02:06:24 PM
I guess it’s not over yet...they need to put a lid on it before it gets worse..

This is my son, Beau Biden who a lot of you helped elect to the Senate in Delaware': Joe makes his worst gaffe to date by confusing his granddaughter with his dead son Beau - and could be America's next President in hours...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8909537/Joe-Biden-starts-election-day-attending-morning-mass-visiting-son-Beaus-grave-Delaware.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8909537/Joe-Biden-starts-election-day-attending-morning-mass-visiting-son-Beaus-grave-Delaware.html)
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: irvinehomeowner on November 05, 2020, 09:11:47 AM
Talk about funny:

Quote
"Last night I was leading, often solidly, in many key states, in almost all instances Democrat run and controlled. Then, one by one, they started to magically disappear as surprise ballot dumps were counted. VERY STRANGE."

Wow... just like the coronavirus? Trump is such a bully and is circumventing the democratic process... what sitting president does that?

We can only hope they both Trump and coronavirus magically disappear.... although Twitter has made his tweet disappear.
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on December 08, 2020, 10:00:36 PM
Well I guess this thread has legs still...who is Javier Bacheria? If it’s Javier Bacerra that’s bad enough but this Bacheria guy might be an even bigger douche. Watch the video, it’s sad.

Biden botches HHS pick Becerra's name, calls nominee 'Secretary of Health and Education Services'



"For Secretary of Health and Education Services, I nominate Xavier Bacheria," Biden said while reading from the teleprompter

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/biden-hhs-xavier-becerra-health-education-services (https://www.foxnews.com/politics/biden-hhs-xavier-becerra-health-education-services)
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: nosuchreality on December 09, 2020, 08:42:55 AM
Trump 0-45 on lawsuits
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: icey on December 09, 2020, 10:39:57 AM
I think Trump supporters need to be honest and admit they don’t care if he cheats or abuses the Constitution to win
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: irvinehomeowner on December 09, 2020, 10:51:53 AM
"They stole the election."

Oh wait... that's not Joe or funny... it's just untruthful and unproven.
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: Irvinecommuter on December 09, 2020, 11:01:49 AM
I think Trump supporters need to be honest and admit they don’t care if he cheats or abuses the Constitution to win

That's always the been the case...reality, facts, and norms never mattered, just about their desires.  They are perfectly fine with Trump becoming a dictator and a military dictatorship. 

Go look at what Flynn is advocating. 
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: eyephone on December 09, 2020, 11:08:47 AM
Dictatorship characteristics
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on December 09, 2020, 12:40:42 PM
This thread will now have life till Joe... 1) croaks 2)gets a disease and steps down, 3) gets removed by Kamala with the 25th Amendment thing.  Either way I don't think it will last very long since its topic has a shelf life. ;D ;) >:D
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: eyephone on December 09, 2020, 01:28:10 PM
This thread will now have life till Joe... 1) croaks 2)gets a disease and steps down, 3) gets removed by Kamala with the 25th Amendment thing.  Either way I don't think it will last very long since its topic has a shelf life. ;D ;) >:D

How about diaper don? Google it
(Idk if it’s true, but there are interviews and different videos that confirm. They maybe lieing or maybe not. idk.)
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: eyephone on December 09, 2020, 01:29:09 PM
I didn’t want to go there. But Morekas you said nasty things about Joe’s future health.

So I guess it is fair to talk about another persons potential condition or something. (Idk)
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on December 09, 2020, 02:55:51 PM
I didn’t want to go there. But Morekas you said nasty things about Joe’s future health.

So I guess it is fair to talk about another persons potential condition or something. (Idk)

I don't care...have at it. It all makes me laugh.
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: StarmanMBA on December 14, 2020, 05:09:52 PM
http://Bidenisms.blogspot.com (http://Bidenisms.blogspot.com)

http://BarackObamaisms.blogspot.com (http://BarackObamaisms.blogspot.com)

http://HatefulHillary.blogspot.com (http://HatefulHillary.blogspot.com)

http://DemocratInsanity.blogspot.com (http://DemocratInsanity.blogspot.com)

Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on February 16, 2021, 09:03:58 AM
Well its not really funny but what has come out of Joe Greens pie hole and the Green House has pretty much single handedly caused this....Americans do not like paying $4.00 a gallon for gas when there really is no reason for them to...this will not go over well...

Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: GenericIrvineResident on February 16, 2021, 09:58:01 AM
Well its not really funny but what has come out of Joe Greens pie hole and the Green House has pretty much single handedly caused this....Americans do not like paying $4.00 a gallon for gas when there really is no reason for them to...this will not go over well...

Prices have been in the mid $3 range for the past couple of years

https://ww2.energy.ca.gov/almanac/transportation_data/gasoline/retail_gasoline_prices2_cms.html

Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on February 17, 2021, 08:26:21 AM
Prices are over $4.00 now in some areas.  Take a good look at that chart.  When do you see the breakout happening?...hmmm you think something happened around early November? Didn't have to happen till Granpa opened his trap and threatened supply. Thanks for that Joe!
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on February 24, 2021, 11:44:19 AM
And Joe is gushing with pride?  Can you even imagine if this Douche's last name was Trump?...

"I'm proud of him," Joe Biden said of his son Hunter, whose memoir Beautiful Things is set to be released on April 6

Hunter Biden was living with brother Beau's widow Hallie while sending raunchy texts and FaceTiming in the shower with her married SISTER as they declared their love and she called him her 'prince'

Hunter Biden began dating his late brother Beau's widow, Hallie Biden, shortly after Beau died of brain cancer in 2015
The unconventional relationship was first exposed in March 2017 with Joe Biden issuing a statement giving his blessing to the couple
DailyMail.com can reveal Hunter was also exchanging sexual text messages with Hallie's then-married sister Elizabeth Secundy around that time
In a 2016 text conversation recovered from his abandoned laptop hard drive, Hunter offered to teach Secundy 'how to masturbate'
Secundy, 49, who was married to husband Joel Secundy, referred to Hunter as her 'prince' and told him she loved him in the texts
Another conversation showed Hunter texted Secundy telling her he had been up late watching 'bad porno movies like I'm 13'
Secundy separated from her husband and father of her three children in 2015 after 15 years of marriage. Their divorce was finalized three years later

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9237397/Hunter-Biden-living-brothers-widow-relationship-sister.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9237397/Hunter-Biden-living-brothers-widow-relationship-sister.html)
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: StarmanMBA on March 04, 2021, 05:24:34 PM
http://Bidenisms.blogspot.com (http://Bidenisms.blogspot.com)

Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on March 05, 2021, 10:28:28 AM
Run!!...

Joe Biden tells NASA engineers that Indian-Americans are 'taking over the country' as he thanks Perseverance team for their inspiring Mars landing

President Joe Biden told NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory's Perseverance team that Indian-Americans 'are taking over the country'

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9330411/Joe-Biden-tells-NASA-engineer-Indian-Americans-taking-country.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9330411/Joe-Biden-tells-NASA-engineer-Indian-Americans-taking-country.html)
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on March 08, 2021, 08:51:47 PM
The end is near.... ;D >:D

Biden seems to forget defense secretary’s name, calls him ‘the guy who runs that outfit’


https://nypost.com/2021/03/08/biden-seems-to-forget-defense-secretarys-name/ (https://nypost.com/2021/03/08/biden-seems-to-forget-defense-secretarys-name/)

Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on March 16, 2021, 12:29:58 PM
Why should we believe anything they say?....(Biden pushed this narrative)

Washington Post Accuses Trump Of A Crime Based On Fabricated Quotes
The Washington Post anonymously printed fabricated quotes, attributed them to a sitting president, and used those quotes as a basis to speculate the president committed a crime.

Correction: Two months after publication of this story, the Georgia secretary of state released an audio recording of President Donald Trump’s December phone call with the state’s top elections investigator. The recording revealed that The Post misquoted Trump’s comments on the call, based on information provided by a source. Trump did not tell the investigator to ‘find the fraud’ or say she would be ‘a national hero’ if she did so. Instead, Trump urged the investigator to scrutinize ballots in Fulton County, Ga., asserting she would find ‘dishonesty’ there. He also told her that she had ‘the most important job in the country right now.’ A story about the recording can be found here. The headline and text of this story have been corrected to remove quotes misattributed to Trump.

https://thefederalist.com/2021/03/16/washington-post-accuses-trump-of-a-crime-based-on-fabricated-quotes/#.YFClqPFbsxA.twitter (https://thefederalist.com/2021/03/16/washington-post-accuses-trump-of-a-crime-based-on-fabricated-quotes/#.YFClqPFbsxA.twitter)
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on March 19, 2021, 11:05:03 AM
So maybe Kamala drugged his tea so he would just fall and be done with it..this not funny Gerald Ford stumbling around..this is embarrassing and elder abuse...


New questions over Biden's health as the president, 78, stumbles multiple times up the stairs of Air Force One before falling down: Recovers to give a salute before flying to Atlanta
President Biden fell as he climbed up the stairs of Air Force One on Friday morning at Joint Base Andrews
The President stumbled multiple times, clinging on to the railing, then he fell to his knees
He got back up and carried on climbing before giving a salute at the top then vanishing into the aircraft
Biden has long faced questions over his health; he regularly mixes up names and titles
On Thursday, he referred to Vice President Kamala Harris as 'President Harris'
The fall is the latest in a string of incidents which raise concerns over the President's health and ability to lead
It also comes at a moment of heightened tensions between the US, Russia and NA 
Until recently, the President was walking in a boot after breaking his foot while playing with his dog Major
Biden, 78, is the oldest President in history; Ronald Reagan was 77 when he left office and he was 69 when he was elected
Trump was 70 when elected and was 74 when he left office earlier this year

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9381191/President-Joe-Biden-78-falls-stairs-Air-Force-One.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9381191/President-Joe-Biden-78-falls-stairs-Air-Force-One.html)
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on March 19, 2021, 01:10:15 PM
Prices are over $4.00 now in some areas.  Take a good look at that chart.  When do you see the breakout happening?...hmmm you think something happened around early November? Didn't have to happen till Granpa opened his trap and threatened supply. Thanks for that Joe!
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on March 19, 2021, 04:43:57 PM
A “fresh breeze” is all it takes to knock over the leader of the free world?...that’s not good...

White House blames 'fresh breeze' for knocking over Joe Biden THREE times as he walked up the stairs of Air Force One sparking fesh fears over the 78-year-old leader of the free world's health


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9381191/President-Joe-Biden-78-falls-stairs-Air-Force-One.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9381191/President-Joe-Biden-78-falls-stairs-Air-Force-One.html)
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: inv0ke-epipen on March 20, 2021, 04:41:41 AM
I love how chill and inconsequential these are compared to the trump days.

At the same time, I'd vote for president 4chan again in an instant.
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: aquabliss on March 20, 2021, 08:16:16 AM
Have you seen the video of Trump golfing knocking Biden over on the stairs.  lol.
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on March 20, 2021, 11:24:01 AM
For you Aqua... ;D

Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on March 20, 2021, 11:30:36 AM
Funny things Nancy says about funny things Joe says....


Texas Gov. Abbott says Biden's migrant crisis is now a 'humanitarian disaster' amid COVID outbreak at hastily constructed child holding facility which has no 'usable running water' - while Pelosi claims the president has situation 'under control'


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9383871/Texas-Gov-Abbott-says-Bidens-migrant-crisis-humanitarian-disaster.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9383871/Texas-Gov-Abbott-says-Bidens-migrant-crisis-humanitarian-disaster.html)
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on April 09, 2021, 01:04:25 PM
I think I need to hire this law firm of Murthin and Ruthers...if they are good enought for Joe they are good enough for brbbbrbrrbr.. ;D ;D >:D

Watch: Biden Lapses Into Nonsense Mid-Speech, Refers to 'Merfin and Ruthers'

Tongue-tied President Joe Biden appeared to botch the name of his own attorney general Thursday and offered a word salad in lieu of a coherent statement as he continued his war on the fundamentals of communication.

Is Biden suffering from a cognitive decline? We don’t know for sure, but all the anecdotal evidence clearly supports a theory that something isn’t right with the 78-year-old.

He has built a career on gaffing things up, but in recent years — since he left the White House in 2016 after serving for eight years as vice president — things seem to have taken a turn for the worse.


https://www.westernjournal.com/watch-biden-lapses-nonsense-mid-speech-refers-merfin-ruthers/ (https://www.westernjournal.com/watch-biden-lapses-nonsense-mid-speech-refers-merfin-ruthers/)
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on April 11, 2021, 10:50:32 AM
Wile E. Coyote...super genius....



Biden's latest Wile-e-Coyote scheme to fix border crisis: Paying would-be illegals to stay home


https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2021/04/bidens_latest_wileecoyote_scheme_to_fix_border_crisis_paying_wouldbe_illegals_to_stay_home.html (https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2021/04/bidens_latest_wileecoyote_scheme_to_fix_border_crisis_paying_wouldbe_illegals_to_stay_home.html)

Man. It really is true that “Stupid is as stupid does.”

Activist suggests paying criminals not to kill to cut Baltimore crime rate

https://nypost.com/2021/02/18/activist-suggests-paying-criminals-not-to-kill-to-cut-crime-rate/ (https://nypost.com/2021/02/18/activist-suggests-paying-criminals-not-to-kill-to-cut-crime-rate/)

Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on April 11, 2021, 11:02:55 AM
Life imitates art...somewhat.. ;D >:D

Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on April 17, 2021, 07:59:15 AM
Constant comedy of a clown car wreck...

President Biden referred to 29-year-old Masters golf champion Hideki Matsuyama as “a Japanese boy” during a joint press conference Friday with Japan’s prime minister.

https://m.washingtontimes.com/news/2021/apr/16/biden-calls-masters-golf-champion-hideki-matsuyama/ (https://m.washingtontimes.com/news/2021/apr/16/biden-calls-masters-golf-champion-hideki-matsuyama/)

It’s amateur hour at the White House when the Japanese Prime Minister visits


On Friday, Japanese Prime Minister Yoshihide Suga became the first world leader to visit the Biden White House. These visits help set the tone for an administration. That being the case, the new administration’s tone is inept and rude. Biden was also absent for the first part of it, leaving an awkward Kamala Harris to trash the U.S. for gun violence before turning to welcome Suga. When Biden took over, things went downhill.

https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2021/04/its_amateur_hour_at_the_white_house_when_the_japanese_prime_minister_visits.html (https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2021/04/its_amateur_hour_at_the_white_house_when_the_japanese_prime_minister_visits.html)
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on April 28, 2021, 08:14:45 AM
He's committed and doesn't even know it...


'This is the last question. I'm really going to be in trouble': More proof that Joe's handlers are shielding him from the press as critics ask 'Who is really in charge?'
President announced CDC guidelines on masks near White House on Tuesday
At end of his remarks, reporters started asking Biden several questions
Biden briefly answered questions before he was asked about crisis in India
'I'm sorry. This is the last question I'll take, and I'm really gonna be in trouble,' the president said, before explaining his plan to help the COVID-ravaged nation
Remark prompted criticism on Twitter who criticized him for 'lack of leadership'
Biden waited 65 days before holding first full-length solo press conference
It is longest period any newly sworn-in president waited before doing presser


Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on May 04, 2021, 09:14:33 AM
That is one hell of a tax cut....

Biden says Americans earning less than $400,000 will 'not pay a single penny in taxes': Twitter celebrates the 'biggest tax cut in history' after president's blunder
Biden made slip during a speech pushing his big government spending spree
He was in Virginia with first lady Jill selling the new proposals and tax hikes
'Anybody making less than $400,000 a year will not pay a single penny in taxes', he said
Biden also insisted he would also not increase the deficit 'unlike' Trump's cuts
During the speech he said it was time for America's wealthy to 'pay their share

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9539307/Biden-says-Americans-earning-400-000-not-pay-single-penny-taxes.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9539307/Biden-says-Americans-earning-400-000-not-pay-single-penny-taxes.html)
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on May 06, 2021, 08:18:21 AM
Off the rail funny...

Amtrak Joe hits the buffers: President's story about conductor congratulating him for traveling 1.5m miles had RETIRED 20 years earlier - and his mother who he 'was visiting' was already dead
Biden shared the anecdote in a speech on Friday celebrating 50 years of Amtrak
Said conductor congratulated him on 1.5 million miles in his second VP term
Recalled the incident occurred while he was traveling to visit his sick mother
Biden began his second term in 2013, but conductor he named retired in 1993
And Biden's mother sadly passed away in 2010, at the age of 92
It is not the first time questions have been raised about Biden's anecdotes

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9548261/Bidens-bizarre-story-hitting-1-5million-miles-Amtrak-unravels.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9548261/Bidens-bizarre-story-hitting-1-5million-miles-Amtrak-unravels.html)
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on May 10, 2021, 12:04:32 PM
You would think this would be obvious but in the real world the road to hell is paved with good (and Naïve) intentions.  Many I know who run restaurants are reporting that workers will only come back if paid in cash so they can double dip the benefits...so obvious an outcome, given the chance...people cheat and take advantage.

Biden says anyone taking unemployment who is offered a 'suitable job' must take it after experts reveal anyone who earned $32,000 before COVID could now earn more in benefits
President Joe Biden said that anyone taking unemployment who gets offered a 'suitable job' must take it
Comments came after experts revealed that people making $32,000 before COVID could now earn more from benefits
'Anyone collecting unemployment, who is offered a suitable job must take the job or lose their unemployment benefits,' Biden said
White House blamed other factors for people not taking jobs
Those include lack of access to the coronavirus vaccine, schools remaining closed, childcare needs, and the need for a livable working wage

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9563313/Biden-says-taking-unemployment-offered-suitable-job-it.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9563313/Biden-says-taking-unemployment-offered-suitable-job-it.html)
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on May 11, 2021, 12:24:28 PM
Seen this movie before...

Biden is the New Carter, and we Now Have the Gas Lines to Prove it

We had 47 years of that first-time experience with Senator and Vice President Joe Biden. We knew he had failed up throughout his political career and made more bad policy decisions than Pelosi’s had Botox injections. Yet Biden still managed to be installed as President because, “mean tweets!”, or something.

Candidate Biden tried to do a song and dance about ending energy production in the United States, but no one wanted to believe that he actually would. After President Biden’s Day One executive order killing the Keystone XL Pipeline, then others that put a moratorium on fracking and domestic gas production, I think it’s apparent that he meant what he said the first time.

It is now around Day 130 of the Biden administration, and we have had the privilege horror of seeing the result of his bad policy decisions in real-time. Gas prices have increased. Quite a lot, in fact.

https://politicalbombshow.com/2021/05/11/biden-is-the-new-carter-and-we-now-have-the-gas-lines-to-prove-it-redstate/ (https://politicalbombshow.com/2021/05/11/biden-is-the-new-carter-and-we-now-have-the-gas-lines-to-prove-it-redstate/)
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on May 13, 2021, 08:26:42 AM
He can't be funny if they keep trying to stop him from talking...C'mon Man!!

'You guys are bad!' Biden tells reporters 'I'm not supposed to be answering all these questions' after Psaki admitted she advises against him taking impromptu press queries
On Wednesday, Biden delivered remarks on coronavirus vaccinations
Biden went to walk away from the podium but was asked a question by a reporter
As he was returning to the podium, he exclaimed: 'I'm not supposed to be answering all these questions'
Comes a week after Jen Psaki said that she advises against Biden taking impromptu questions from reporters

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9575089/Biden-tells-reporters-Im-not-supposed-answering-questions.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9575089/Biden-tells-reporters-Im-not-supposed-answering-questions.html)
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on May 21, 2021, 10:24:33 AM
Didn't Chauncy say something about restoring respect and leadership? ...not so much...

'America can't lead. They can't even even get their arms around COVID': Irish prime minister Micheál Martin's 'devastating' comment to Biden that prompted his fears the world is 'beginning to look to China'
President Joe Biden said it was a stinging comment from Irish prime minister Micheál Martin that got him seriously concerned about China 
Biden spoke by phone this week with The New York Times' David Brooks for an interview that was posted late Thursday
Biden told Brooks Irish taoiseach Micheál Martin told him: 'Well, America can't lead. They can't even get their arms around COVID'
'We're kind of at a place where the rest of the world is beginning to look to China,' Biden said was his takeaway from the remark
In the interview, Biden talks about his worldview and how it differs from his party's progressive left 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9604723/What-Irish-prime-minister-told-Biden-got-worried-China.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9604723/What-Irish-prime-minister-told-Biden-got-worried-China.html)

...and thats after this debacle where they got the measure of each other...embarrassing.


Biden, Irish PM hold annual St. Patrick's Day meeting virtually
The leaders were expected to discuss Covid-19 and Northern Ireland, as well as keep some holiday traditions alive, although they can't meet in person.

The Irish prime minister traditionally visits the White House on St. Patrick's Day for a formal meeting and a number of celebratory events, including the presentation of a bowl of shamrocks to the president.

A senior administration official said that Biden, who has Irish roots, wanted to keep the day's events as "close to the way they would appear if we were doing this in person."

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/biden-irish-pm-hold-annual-st-patrick-s-day-meeting-n1261291 (https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/biden-irish-pm-hold-annual-st-patrick-s-day-meeting-n1261291)

Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on May 22, 2021, 09:34:20 AM
Ahhh just joe bein joe...he is just so folksy and Everyman...what’s the difference between a prime minister and a president anyways?...

Joe Biden mistakenly brands Korean President Moon Jae-in 'prime minister' hours after ANOTHER gaffe saw him call Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu 'president'

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9607713/Biden-confuses-job-titles-South-Korean-president-Netanyahu-separate-incidents.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9607713/Biden-confuses-job-titles-South-Korean-president-Netanyahu-separate-incidents.html)
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on May 25, 2021, 10:44:33 AM
It might be funny if anyone in the room knew what he said....

'Humiliating!' Joe Biden becomes confused reading notes and mumbles incoherently – VIDEO
JOE Biden began mumbling and speaking incoherently after he got lost reading his notes during a FEMA meeting.

US President Joe Biden appeared before the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) to announce a doubling of funds for the agency to tackle extreme weather disasters. But footage from the briefing at FEMA headquarters saw the president add to his long list of gaffes as he appeared to get lost in his notes and continued to speak despite not making much sense. Watchers online ridiculed the president calling him "an embarrassment" as the accident-prone head of state continues to make public gaffes.

Mr Biden's statement was met with blank stares from FEMA officials as he attempted to hurdle through the speech.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1440640/Joe-Biden-Gaffe-Video-Mumble-Fema-Notes-Bloopers-Mistake-Latest-News-VN (https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1440640/Joe-Biden-Gaffe-Video-Mumble-Fema-Notes-Bloopers-Mistake-Latest-News-VN)
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: qwerty on May 25, 2021, 11:52:33 AM
Poor guy. I definitely don’t see him making it all four years. We will definitely be seeing the VP as our president at some point in the next four years.
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: nosuchreality on May 25, 2021, 12:01:00 PM
Still better than the criminal.
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on June 02, 2021, 08:34:00 AM
Sounds a bit racist joey...

Joe Biden Says Black Entrepreneurs Don’t Succeed Like Whites Because They Don’t Know How to Find Lawyers or Accountants (VIDEO)

BIDEN: “…young black entrepreneurs are just as capable of succeeding given the chance as white entrepreneurs are, but they don’t have lawyers, they don’t have accountants…”

pic.twitter.com/uaVQO6vPeN (http://pic.twitter.com/uaVQO6vPeN)
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: eyephone on June 03, 2021, 11:31:40 AM
Poor guy. I definitely don’t see him making it all four years. We will definitely be seeing the VP as our president at some point in the next four years.

Of course you want someone else. (Bad hombre)
Trump could of won if he addressed the covid situation. How hard is it to say wear a mask?
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on June 03, 2021, 12:54:27 PM
Total collapse...he knows he will get nothing passed before he losses the house and senate next year. Blood in the water....like I told you... ;D >:D

Backtracking Biden DROPS plan to hike corporate tax to 28% and now proposes minimum rate of 15% in major concession in bid to secure $1.7tn infrastructure spending
Joe Biden and Republican Senator Shelley Moore Capito met one-on-one in the Oval Office on Wednesday to discuss the GOP counter to his infrastructure plan
A report indicates Biden said he would be willing to ditch raising corporate tax rates from 21% to 28% and instead use a 15% minimum increase to fund his plan
 After the meeting Capito briefed her five GOP negotiating partners  – Senators John Barrasso, Roy Blunt, Mike Crapo, Pat Toomey and Roger Wicker
Politico alternatively reported that Biden doubled-down on raising corporate tax rates during the meeting
The two sides remain nearly $1 trillion off on a price tag
Biden and Capito plan to speak again on Friday

 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9648145/Furious-Republicans-say-Biden-doubled-KEEPING-corporate-tax-hike-21-28.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9648145/Furious-Republicans-say-Biden-doubled-KEEPING-corporate-tax-hike-21-28.html)
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: eyephone on June 03, 2021, 01:19:23 PM
Kevin can’t control Matt and Marjorie. Facts
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on June 03, 2021, 08:22:39 PM
Why should he?
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: eyephone on June 03, 2021, 09:00:27 PM
Why should he?

Greene’s Holocaust Comparisons Cause New Headaches for G.O.P.

“Marjorie is wrong, and her intentional decision to compare the horrors of the Holocaust to wearing masks is appalling,” Mr. McCarthy said. “The Holocaust is the greatest atrocity committed in human history. The fact that this needs to be stated today is deeply troubling.”

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/05/25/us/politics/greene-holocaust.html

Keep on talking Majorie. Another Republican comedian. OMEGALUL





Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on June 03, 2021, 09:05:37 PM
Why should he?

Greene’s Holocaust Comparisons Cause New Headaches for G.O.P.

“Marjorie is wrong, and her intentional decision to compare the horrors of the Holocaust to wearing masks is appalling,” Mr. McCarthy said. “The Holocaust is the greatest atrocity committed in human history. The fact that this needs to be stated today is deeply troubling.”

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/05/25/us/politics/greene-holocaust.html

Keep on talking Majorie. Another Republican comedian. OMEGALUL







Watch her gain power. ;D ;) >:D
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: eyephone on June 03, 2021, 09:08:15 PM
Is this all you got to say?
Your just another weak Republican with low energy and just do not get it.
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on June 03, 2021, 09:53:52 PM
Is this all you got to say?
Your just another weak Republican with low energy and just do not get it.

No need to say much...I like where we are right now..great things comn...

Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: eyephone on June 03, 2021, 10:14:45 PM
Your the biggest joke on Ti. Kekw
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on June 04, 2021, 11:58:10 AM
Full stop, just like I told you it would...next stop Republican controlled House and Senate...climb aboard!!....

Biden’s big FDR-style agenda is already sputtering to a halt

It has finally dawned on President Joe Biden that he barely controls the House and the Senate.

His remarks on Tuesday taking a swipe at Sens. Joe Manchin (D-W.Va.) and Kyrsten Sinema (D-Ariz.) were notable less for how they publicly aired an intraparty dispute than for their utter banality.

“I hear all the folks on TV saying, ‘Why doesn’t Biden get this done?’ ” he said, referring to himself in the third person in classic Washington fashion. “Well, because Biden only has a majority of effectively four votes in the House and a tie in the Senate, with two members of the Senate who vote more with my Republican friends.”

Of course, he is completely right (except for the part about Manchin and Sinema voting with Republicans — they are reliable Democratic votes).

Not only is it true that Biden has narrow majorities, this is likely to be a defining feature of his presidency. Unforeseen events always take a hand, but it seems likely that one of the headlines at the end of the Biden years will be, “The President Had Vaulting Ambitions, Frustrated by Razor-Thin (and Perhaps Temporary) Legislative Majorities.”

Somehow, this was apparently passed over or brushed aside at Biden’s session with liberal historians at the White House that focused on how he could be a transformative leader in the mold of FDR or LBJ.

https://nypost.com/2021/06/03/bidens-big-fdr-style-agenda-is-already-sputtering-to-a-halt/ (https://nypost.com/2021/06/03/bidens-big-fdr-style-agenda-is-already-sputtering-to-a-halt/)
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on June 10, 2021, 07:53:02 AM
Well..These trips aren't going well...

Biden and Jill meet Boris and Carrie: Talks begin after UK conservatives called president 'senile' and White House furiously denied claims he rebuked PM for 'inflaming tensions' in Northern Ireland

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9672497/White-House-rows-claims-Biden-rebuked-Johnson-inflaming-tensions-Northern-Ireland.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9672497/White-House-rows-claims-Biden-rebuked-Johnson-inflaming-tensions-Northern-Ireland.html)

Biden is to blame: Guatemala's president says border crisis was sparked by president's family reunification vow and reveals he told Kamala to impose tougher sentences on people smugglers to stop flood from South America

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9670815/Harris-Biden-blasted-Guatemalas-president-sending-mixed-messages-migrants.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9670815/Harris-Biden-blasted-Guatemalas-president-sending-mixed-messages-migrants.html)
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on June 14, 2021, 11:00:20 AM
Syria...Libya...what does it really matter?...I'll bet Putin gets them confused confused all the time... ;D ;D >:D

Joe Biden repeatedly mixes up Syria and Libya while discussing ways of working with Russia in latest press conference blunder ahead of meeting with Putin
Biden, 78, was discussing cooperation with Russia at the G7 summit on Sunday
He gave vivid details on the suffering of the people of Libya - but he meant Syria
White House later clarified he meant the Middle Eastern country not the African
Comes ahead of meeting with Putin at a Swiss chateau overlooking Lake Geneva

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9683881/Biden-repeatedly-mixes-Syria-Libya-discussing-ways-working-Russia.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9683881/Biden-repeatedly-mixes-Syria-Libya-discussing-ways-working-Russia.html)
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on July 14, 2021, 09:34:22 AM
You would think this would be obvious but in the real world the road to hell is paved with good (and Naïve) intentions.  Many I know who run restaurants are reporting that workers will only come back if paid in cash so they can double dip the benefits...so obvious an outcome, given the chance...people cheat and take advantage.

Biden says anyone taking unemployment who is offered a 'suitable job' must take it after experts reveal anyone who earned $32,000 before COVID could now earn more in benefits
President Joe Biden said that anyone taking unemployment who gets offered a 'suitable job' must take it
Comments came after experts revealed that people making $32,000 before COVID could now earn more from benefits
'Anyone collecting unemployment, who is offered a suitable job must take the job or lose their unemployment benefits,' Biden said
White House blamed other factors for people not taking jobs
Those include lack of access to the coronavirus vaccine, schools remaining closed, childcare needs, and the need for a livable working wage

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9563313/Biden-says-taking-unemployment-offered-suitable-job-it.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9563313/Biden-says-taking-unemployment-offered-suitable-job-it.html)

What happens when people who have never had a real job or had to manage a payroll are put in charge...they are shocked that people take advantage of stupidity...and this is just the people who would admit it...the actual number is way higher....

Poll: 1.8 million Americans have turned down jobs due to unemployment benefits

About 1.8 million out-of-work Americans have turned down jobs because of the generosity of unemployment insurance benefits, according to Morning Consult poll results released Wednesday.

Why it matters: U.S. businesses have been wrestling with labor supply shortages as folks capable of working have opted not to work for a variety of reasons.

One of the more politically controversial reasons has been the availability of unemployment insurance benefits, in particular emergency provisions that were introduced because of the COVID-19 pandemic.

Of those actively collecting unemployment benefits, 29% said they turned down job offers during the pandemic. In response to a follow-up question, 45% of that group said they turned down jobs specifically because of the generosity of the benefits.
Extrapolating from the 14.1 million adults collecting benefits as of June 19, Morning Consult concluded that 1.8 million people turned down job offers because of the benefits.

https://www.axios.com/high-unemployment-insurance-people-reject-jobs-9e426791-65b6-453b-9803-81aa3d0ca7e7.html (https://www.axios.com/high-unemployment-insurance-people-reject-jobs-9e426791-65b6-453b-9803-81aa3d0ca7e7.html)
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on July 21, 2021, 11:50:50 AM
No Duhhh....

Why GOP states were RIGHT to reject Biden's unemployment handouts: 26 states that ended $300-a-week payments got up to THREE TIMES more people back to work, new figures show
U.S. states putting an early end to federal unemployment benefits saw a larger jump in local labor supply in June
26 states cutting $300 weekly supplement meant to go to early September
States began cutting benefits after employers said having trouble hiring

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9807561/U-S-states-ending-federal-unemployment-benefit-saw-no-clear-job-gains.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9807561/U-S-states-ending-federal-unemployment-benefit-saw-no-clear-job-gains.html)
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: Soylent Green Is People on July 21, 2021, 02:00:16 PM
Wait... are you $uggesting that when government handout$ are reduced more people are then likely to look for work?

Unpossible. 
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on July 21, 2021, 03:02:41 PM
Common sense has been cancelled!
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: eyephone on July 21, 2021, 03:11:41 PM
Wait... are you $uggesting that when government handout$ are reduced more people are then likely to look for work?

Unpossible.

US fake trade war with China. Topped off with free money for not selling produce. (EzClap)
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: eyephone on July 21, 2021, 03:12:25 PM
The CFO (rumor is he did not invoke the right to be silent)  ;D
EzClap
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on July 21, 2021, 03:20:07 PM
Spineless Coward…

Biden Administration Won’t Sanction China for Hacking U.S. Servers


The Biden administration blamed China on Monday for a cyberattack that compromised more than a million Microsoft customers, but stopped short of sanctioning Beijing for contracting with hackers.

The United Kingdom, European Union, and NATO joined the United States in condemning China for facilitating the March attack on Microsoft Exchange email servers. But President Joe Biden and State Department spokesman Ned Price dismissed the need for retaliation, causing some lawmakers to question the Biden administration’s ability to combat hostile foreign actors.

https://ussanews.com/News1/2021/07/20/biden-administration-wont-sanction-china-for-hacking-u-s-servers/ (https://ussanews.com/News1/2021/07/20/biden-administration-wont-sanction-china-for-hacking-u-s-servers/)
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: eyephone on July 21, 2021, 03:37:02 PM
The CFO (rumor is he did not invoke the right to be silent)  ;D
EzClap

OmegaBenefits
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: eyephone on July 21, 2021, 03:37:48 PM
Ezclap ezclap ezclap ezclp ezclap
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: eyephone on July 21, 2021, 03:40:00 PM
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Post by: eyephone on July 21, 2021, 03:40:09 PM
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Post by: eyephone on July 21, 2021, 03:40:17 PM
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Post by: morekaos on July 21, 2021, 03:53:39 PM
W-I-T-C-H-H-U-N-T ;D ;D >:D
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on July 22, 2021, 07:57:22 AM
Spoken like a true career bureaucrat who never had a real job, ran a company or made a payroll...

Biden tells desperate restaurateur to pay MORE to solve his staffing problems as he speaks at half-empty Ohio town hall
Restaurant owner John Lanni asked Biden what he was going to do to get more people back to work
The President responded by telling Lanni it was down to him to pay workers more and incentivize them
Since last year, COVID-19 unemployment benefits have been $300 more per week than in the past 
26 states have ended the payments early to try to get people back to work and revive the economy
They say they are partly to blame for the fast-rising inflation that is presenting itself across America
Last night, restaurant owners said Biden neither answered the question nor understood the problem
Many states and cities already pay staff $15-an-hour in wages but they say they're struggling to find workers

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9812843/Biden-tells-restaurant-owner-struggling-staff-pay-better-wages.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9812843/Biden-tells-restaurant-owner-struggling-staff-pay-better-wages.html)

What a total disaster...

Biden drifts off answering a question during CNN’s town hall with Don Lemon, appears to listen to earpiece to get out of incoherent ramble

We’ve all seen this before, as has every leader of every country in the world. A sitting president of the United States cannot put together a coherent answer to a simple question. He pauses, appears puzzled, and then comes up with a string of words that appear to have entered his brain via an earpiece. If the stakes weren’t so high, it would be comic.

https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2021/07/biden_drifts_off_answering_a_question_during_cnns_town_hall_with_don_lemon_appears_to_listen_to_earpiece_to_get_out_of_incoherent_ramble.html (https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2021/07/biden_drifts_off_answering_a_question_during_cnns_town_hall_with_don_lemon_appears_to_listen_to_earpiece_to_get_out_of_incoherent_ramble.html)

Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on July 28, 2021, 09:23:39 PM
It’s not as funny as “my butts been wiped.” But it’s just as crazy…

Biden raises eyebrows with claim he 'used to drive' 18-wheeler truck


"I used to drive an 18-wheeler, man," Biden said on Wednesday in a video posted to Twitter. "I got to."

There is scant evidence that Biden has ever driven an 18-wheeler truck

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/biden-claims-driven-18-wheeler (https://www.foxnews.com/politics/biden-claims-driven-18-wheeler)
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on July 30, 2021, 01:48:56 PM
He is so pitiful….

Biden Holds A Card Handed To Him By An Aide That Reads “Sir, There Is Something On Your Chin” – Joe Is Reading The Other Side

https://defiantamerica.com/photo-biden-holds-a-card-handed-to-him-by-an-aide-that-reads-sir-there-is-something-on-your-chin-joe-is-reading-the-other-side/ (https://defiantamerica.com/photo-biden-holds-a-card-handed-to-him-by-an-aide-that-reads-sir-there-is-something-on-your-chin-joe-is-reading-the-other-side/)


Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on August 11, 2021, 07:08:07 PM
Not even joe can say anything funny about his kids in cages…do you think the Biebs will call him out too?

why would they ask trump to free him when everyone knows he's a racist?  :o

Come on. It’s Kim and Kanye connection.  ;)

Like I previously said. We don’t have to do anything and we can just laugh!

FoxNews Article: Justin Bieber calls out Trump for helping A$AP Rocky but not letting 'kids out of cages'

Justin Bieber called out President Donald Trump for helping to free rapper A$AP Rocky from prison in Sweden but seeming to care much less for children being detained at the border.

https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/justin-bieber-donald-trump-asap-rocky-immigration-kids-cages


Inside the reality of Biden's border crisis: Shocking video shows women and children crammed into an overcrowded Rio Grande Valley facility amid widespread COVID concerns and with illegal crossings at record highs

Video taken by a border agent show a facility with massive overcrowding where women and children lay packed together – some without masks
The images emerge as reports reveal thousands of COVID-positive migrants have been transported and released into local communities   
An amendment blocking the releasing of migrants without a negative COVID-19 test was adopted in an 88-11 vote overnight in the $3.5T budget resolution
The provision provides testing resources at the border and imposes a quarantine on those who have not received a negative result
Thousands of migrants with COVID are being released into local communities
Several reports reveal CBP encountered 210,000 migrant in July, making the total number of illegal crossers in Biden's first six months over 1 million 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9885121/Video-shows-migrants-crammed-overcrowded-Rio-Grande-Valley-facility-amid-COVID-concerns.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9885121/Video-shows-migrants-crammed-overcrowded-Rio-Grande-Valley-facility-amid-COVID-concerns.html)
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on August 12, 2021, 10:37:00 AM
What a bufoon... :D :D >:D
After Destroying American Energy Production, Biden Begs OPEC to Pump More Oil

Just hours after being sworn into office on January 20, 2021, President Joe Biden signed an executive order canceling the Keystone XL pipeline. The move killed thousands of union jobs, halted an infrastructure project already underway and pushed the United States back into dependency on foreign energy sources. Biden further exacerbated U.S. dependency by halting leases for oil and gas drilling on federal lands.

Now as gas prices continue to skyrocket, Biden is desperately asking the Organization of the Petroleum Exporting Countries [OPEC] to pump more oil.

"Higher gasoline costs, if left unchecked, risk harming the ongoing global recovery. The price of crude oil has been higher than it was at the end of 2019, before the onset of the pandemic. While OPEC+ recently agreed to production increases, these increases will not fully offset previous production cuts that OPEC+ imposed during the pandemic until well into 2022. At a critical moment in the global recovery, this is simply not enough," White House National Security Advisor Jake Sullivan released in a statement Wednesday morning.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2021/08/11/after-canceling-the-keystone-pipeline-biden-begs-opec-for-more-oil-n2593981 (https://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2021/08/11/after-canceling-the-keystone-pipeline-biden-begs-opec-for-more-oil-n2593981)
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on August 13, 2021, 06:54:49 AM
Not funny for the thousands of Afghani’s about to die…

Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on August 13, 2021, 08:28:27 AM
America is Built Back better!!! so much respect has been re-earned!!

The Biden Doctrine: Beg

So after 20 years of warfare, the United States of America is reduced to begging the Taliban to spare our humble embassy so as to save America the humiliation of having a desperate, Saigon 1975–style rooftop evacuation as the communists close in.

After kneecapping the U.S. oil industry, as the New York Post put it, shutting down a major U.S. and Canadian energy pipeline project, which had been years in the making, and canceling drilling on public lands, Biden officials were begging OPEC to pump more oil to bring energy prices down.

He made the mess, and now he's begging the migrants not to come.

It's very much a sorry pattern — create a problem and then beg our enemies, opponents, or injured parties to pull his chestnuts out of the fire.  It's a pattern, and it's why Biden is such an unfit president.  There's a reason Robert Gates famously quipped that Biden has been "wrong on nearly every foreign policy question," despite claiming he's some kind of master at foreign policy matters.  He's the master of one thing: the Biden Doctrine, and it's embarrassing.

https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2021/08/the_biden_doctrine_beg.html (https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2021/08/the_biden_doctrine_beg.html)
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on August 16, 2021, 10:37:51 AM
Funny thing about the internet...it has a long memory, even though people don't... video has emerged of Biden saying the timeline and manner of Afghanistan withdrawal was his decision.

Biden owns this…


Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: eyephone on August 16, 2021, 10:49:58 AM
Trump iniated the withdrawal from
 Afghanistan under his administration.

KevinMcDonalds
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on August 16, 2021, 11:23:10 AM
Initiation and execution are very different things...this is on Biden and will hang around his neck like Saigon...The days of Jimmy Carter are upon us..

No, Biden Can’t Blame Trump For The Afghanistan Withdrawal Disaster

Under Biden’s direct command, the Taliban reportedly seized hundreds of U.S. Humvees, Mine Resistant Ambush Protected vehicles, and several million-dollar U.S. drones.

While the Biden administration has already attempted to shift blame to Donald Trump for the scenes coming out of Afghanistan, Biden owns both the decision to leave and the catastrophic withdrawal he oversaw as commander-in-chief.

“When I came to office, I inherited a deal cut by my predecessor—which he invited the Taliban to discuss at Camp David on the eve of 9/11 of 2019—that left the Taliban in the strongest position militarily since 2001 and imposed a May 1, 2021 deadline on U.S. forces,” Biden said in a statement released Saturday.


“Therefore, when I became President, I faced a choice — follow through on the deal, with a brief extension to get our forces and our allies’ forces out safely, or ramp up our presence and send more American troops to fight once again in another country’s civil conflict,” President Biden maintained in the written statement.

Bunk. President Biden was no more bound by former President Trump’s agreement with the Taliban than Trump was required to abide by former President Barack Obama’s Iran deal, known formerly as the Joint Comprehensive Plan of Action. Neither agreement bound future presidents because neither deal was presented to the Senate for ratification.

No one but Biden is to blame for the administration being “clearly caught off guard by the Taliban’s rapid advances in recent days as the militant Islamic group took over a slew of provincial capitals across the country and encircled Kabul,” forcing Biden to rush thousands more troops to Afghanistan just to safely evacuate American and embassy personnel two full weeks before the August 31 deadline Biden had announced for withdrawing all U.S. forces from Afghanistan.

There is much to debate about the United States’ involvement in a 20-year war in Afghanistan, but it should be clear to all that Biden botched the withdrawal. The only question remaining is exactly how badly.

https://thefederalist.com/2021/08/16/no-biden-cant-blame-trump-for-the-afghanistan-withdrawal-disaster/ (https://thefederalist.com/2021/08/16/no-biden-cant-blame-trump-for-the-afghanistan-withdrawal-disaster/)

Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: Soylent Green Is People on August 16, 2021, 12:36:51 PM

"Don't underestimate Joe's ability to f$ck things up" - President Barack Obama.
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: eyephone on August 16, 2021, 12:41:50 PM
Trump made a deal with the taliban.  :o
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: eyephone on August 16, 2021, 12:42:25 PM
20 years is enough of us tax payers into that shi7hole.
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on August 16, 2021, 12:48:57 PM
The women of Afghanistan thank Joe for all his leadership and help...oh and his "empathy"

Taliban terror begins with ‘kill list’ drawn up as women face torture and death
EXCLUSIVE: Taliban bosses have vowed to return to restart evil punishments and the group's top spokesman said yesterday they will leave the punishments up to their "courts"

Brutal new rules have been drawn up by the Taliban which means women will face torture and death while targets on a 'kill list' could be murdered on their doorsteps.





Harrowing reports have already surfacing from Afghanistan as the government collapsed which paved the way for the Taliban to seize power nearly 20 years after being driven out by the West.

The Mirror understands there are claims of summary killings by the Taliban as fighters perform door-to-door searches throughout Kabul city.

They are hunting down former officials, ex police, soldiers and anyone who worked with the former Kabul government - or with coalition forces.

And yesterday, the Mirror can reveal, a British private security team was forced to negotiate their way through a Taliban checkpoint and was given very alarming news.

A source told the Daily Mirror: “The Taliban told them: ‘you need to leave now because a large number of foreign fighters is heading to Kabul and you don’t want to be here when they arrive.

“These fighters will not be here to be peaceful.”

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/taliban-terror-begins-kill-list-24771667 (https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/taliban-terror-begins-kill-list-24771667)
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on August 16, 2021, 01:02:04 PM
He will never be able to escape the comparisons now...the only good thing is that Carter beget Reagan...can we be so lucky twice?

This is Joe Biden’s Jimmy Carter moment

The utterly nauseating and unnecessary abandonment of Afghanistan to its fate recalls a similar humiliation at the hands of Islamist radicals in the Jimmy Carter administration.

President Biden’s profligate spending policies are unleashing inflation that is sparking voter distrust so noticeable that even NPR is sounding the alarm.

He is begging OPEC to come up with more oil while interfering with US production. He announced barely a month ago, with great confidence, “The Taliban is not the South — the North Vietnamese army. They’re not — they’re not remotely comparable in terms of capability.

“There’s going to be no circumstance where you see people being lifted off the roof of a embassy in the — of the United States from Afghanistan. It is not at all comparable.”

Our president comes across as weak, meek, ineffectual, incompetent and confused. (Momentarily confusing South and North Vietnam doesn’t even make the list of the top 100 senior moments we’ve seen this year from this near-octogenarian, despite the fact that his staff is keeping him hidden to a degree with little if any precedent in the past half-century.)

Biden is embarrassing the United States in real time, and I await with eagerness the Biden version of the blame-shifting Malaise Speech. Biden’s version, of course, will be the This Is All Trump’s Fault speech

https://nypost.com/2021/08/15/this-is-joe-bidens-jimmy-carter-moment/ (https://nypost.com/2021/08/15/this-is-joe-bidens-jimmy-carter-moment/)



Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: eyephone on August 16, 2021, 01:11:24 PM

You care more about the Afghan woman than Us female soldiers.
4weird


The women of Afghanistan thank Joe for all his leadership and help...oh and his "empathy"

Taliban terror begins with ‘kill list’ drawn up as women face torture and death
EXCLUSIVE: Taliban bosses have vowed to return to restart evil punishments and the group's top spokesman said yesterday they will leave the punishments up to their "courts"

Brutal new rules have been drawn up by the Taliban which means women will face torture and death while targets on a 'kill list' could be murdered on their doorsteps.





Harrowing reports have already surfacing from Afghanistan as the government collapsed which paved the way for the Taliban to seize power nearly 20 years after being driven out by the West.

The Mirror understands there are claims of summary killings by the Taliban as fighters perform door-to-door searches throughout Kabul city.

They are hunting down former officials, ex police, soldiers and anyone who worked with the former Kabul government - or with coalition forces.

And yesterday, the Mirror can reveal, a British private security team was forced to negotiate their way through a Taliban checkpoint and was given very alarming news.

A source told the Daily Mirror: “The Taliban told them: ‘you need to leave now because a large number of foreign fighters is heading to Kabul and you don’t want to be here when they arrive.

“These fighters will not be here to be peaceful.”

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/taliban-terror-begins-kill-list-24771667 (https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/taliban-terror-begins-kill-list-24771667)
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on August 16, 2021, 01:15:38 PM
Joe puts America last (women too). This is a total disaster.

President Joe Biden is not planning to prioritize thousands of American citizens stranded in evacuations from Afghanistan, as the country falls similar to that of the Fall of Saigon in 1975, over Afghan nationals applying for visas to the United States.

Pentagon press secretary John Kirby confirmed to Fox News on Sunday evening that the administration will not give priority evacuation to Americans in Afghanistan over Afghans applying for visas.

https://twitter.com/JacquiHeinrich/status/1427113854794977280 (https://twitter.com/JacquiHeinrich/status/1427113854794977280)

Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: eyephone on August 16, 2021, 01:20:35 PM
Joe puts America last (women too). This is a total disaster.

President Joe Biden is not planning to prioritize thousands of American citizens stranded in evacuations from Afghanistan, as the country falls similar to that of the Fall of Saigon in 1975, over Afghan nationals applying for visas to the United States.

Pentagon press secretary John Kirby confirmed to Fox News on Sunday evening that the administration will not give priority evacuation to Americans in Afghanistan over Afghans applying for visas.

https://twitter.com/JacquiHeinrich/status/1427113854794977280 (https://twitter.com/JacquiHeinrich/status/1427113854794977280)


You made fun of the US female soldier and liked rafael ted cruz video that made fun of the us army. The guy who left texas to cancun when texas has a big energy crisis.
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on August 16, 2021, 01:24:22 PM
Making things up again Eye...Please point out where I said any of that....I'll wait...Again!!
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: eyephone on August 16, 2021, 01:35:38 PM
Making things up again Eye...Please point out where I said any of that....I'll wait...Again!!

Ted Cruz lashes out at anchor who called him ‘Kremlin Cruz’ over endorsement of Russian army ad

Texas senator who railed against ‘emasculated’, ‘woke’ military culture was excoriated by veterans after endorsing macho power of Russian army recruitment ad

Texas Senator Ted Cruz spent Friday evening railing at a news anchor for describing him with an unflattering epithet because of his reverence for a Russian army recruitment ad.

Mr Cruz last week expressed his combined anger, embarrassment and concern that whereas Russia is recruiting troops with hypermasculine videos focused on muscles, uniforms and guns, the US – whose defence budget is more than 12 times the size of Russia’s – is putting out pastel-coloured ads telling stories of diverse paths towards military service, with messages that focus not on violence and physical toughness but on values.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/ted-cruz-brian-williams-kremlin-b1852948.html


OMG those videos are soooo funny...we are so woke, I mean weak ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: eyephone on August 16, 2021, 01:37:39 PM
We are so weak? Nah bro
US military #1
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on August 16, 2021, 01:50:29 PM
…and where did I say anything about women or tedd?  It does show how weak we are but joe just proved that point. That was funny though and what does that have to do with slow joe?
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: eyephone on August 16, 2021, 02:01:30 PM
…and where did I say anything about women or tedd?  It does show how weak we are but joe just proved that point. That was funny though and what does that have to do with slow joe?

Us army not weak.
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on August 16, 2021, 02:03:54 PM
The Taliban (and now all terrorists) think different. Thanks Joe.
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: eyephone on August 16, 2021, 02:06:17 PM
The Taliban (and now all terrorists) think different. Thanks Joe.

Trump made a deal with the taliban and the GOP secretly took it off their website.

GOP Quietly Scrubs Webpage Detailing Trump's 'Historic Peace Agreement With the Taliban'

https://gizmodo.com/gop-quietly-scrubs-webpage-detailing-trumps-historic-pe-1847492947




Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on August 16, 2021, 02:17:35 PM
Good luck trying to push that narrative…even joe(through his fog) admits it is on him…

“The buck stops with me,' says Biden 'I stand squarely behind my decision,' Biden said. 'After 20 years I've learned the hard way. That there was never a good time to withdraw U.S. forces.'

Even his own side is turning on him…

I have grave questions about his ability to lead our nation': Obama's Ambassador to Afghanistan Ryan Crocker slams Biden and says his disastrous Afghanistan policy might prove he's unfit to be commander in chief

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9898555/Afghanistan-ambassador-Obama-says-grave-concerns-Bidens-ability-lead-US.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9898555/Afghanistan-ambassador-Obama-says-grave-concerns-Bidens-ability-lead-US.html)
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: irvinehomeowner on August 16, 2021, 02:45:17 PM
All this... and still not as bad as the previous guy.

It's funny because growing up, I never thought that Republicans were the divisive party, but I guess it depends on who is in charge... or who is the one posting about it.

Funny how morekaos doesn't see how this reflects on himself rather than on Biden... be the bigger man. Give it a rest.
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on August 16, 2021, 03:24:51 PM
Oh hell no, don’t spoil my fun. I never tire of “I told you so!”.
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on August 17, 2021, 12:59:48 PM
Not so funny...but he said it...

'F*** that. Nixon and Kissinger got away with it in Vietnam': What Biden told Obama's special representative for Afghanistan he thought of America's obligations to the Afghan people
A diary entry from Richard Holbrooke suggests that Biden was intent on pulling out of Afghanistan more than a decade ago when he was VP
Biden compared pulling out of Afghanistan with the US exit of Vietnam in 1973
The then-vice president reportedly said: 'F*** that, we don't have to worry about that. We did it in Vietnam, Nixon and Kissinger got away with it'

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9901577/F-k-Biden-told-Obamas-special-representative-Afghanistan-obligations.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9901577/F-k-Biden-told-Obamas-special-representative-Afghanistan-obligations.html)
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: Mety on August 17, 2021, 01:59:22 PM
All this... and still not as bad as the previous guy.

It's funny because growing up, I never thought that Republicans were the divisive party, but I guess it depends on who is in charge... or who is the one posting about it.

Funny how morekaos doesn't see how this reflects on himself rather than on Biden... be the bigger man. Give it a rest.

While I have certain amount of respect for the President no matter who's in charge, therefore I might not join morekaos in making fun of Biden at this moment, morekaos has his freedom to express whatever he wants.

I don't think you, IHO, particularly command him not to speak or try to have any censorship, but I see so many here trying all they can to mute him. You might not agree with his opinion, but you don't get to block it, my friends. It ain't no communist here, homie.
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: eyephone on August 17, 2021, 02:35:40 PM
All this... and still not as bad as the previous guy.

It's funny because growing up, I never thought that Republicans were the divisive party, but I guess it depends on who is in charge... or who is the one posting about it.

Funny how morekaos doesn't see how this reflects on himself rather than on Biden... be the bigger man. Give it a rest.

While I have certain amount of respect for the President no matter who's in charge, therefore I might not join morekaos in making fun of Biden at this moment, morekaos has his freedom to express whatever he wants.

I don't think you, IHO, particularly command him not to speak or try to have any censorship, but I see so many here trying all they can to mute him. You might not agree with his opinion, but you don't get to block it, my friends. It ain't no communist here, homie.

Yes, he can say whatever he wants. But when he makes negative posts/comments making fun of the US military that they are weak. The video is a russia propaganda video that he made a comment about. Thats just 4weird. (See post below)


Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on August 17, 2021, 02:41:19 PM
All joking aside there is a serious biproduct…weakness begets weakness and war…..

Chinese media claims US will abandon Taiwan like Afghanistan

TAIPEI (Taiwan News) — Chinese state-run media attempted to draw parallels between the U.S.' relationship with Taiwan and Washington's precipitous abandonment of Kabul in a series of op-eds on Monday (Aug. 16).

China's state-operated mouthpiece the Global Times published a series of opinion pieces seeking to capitalize on the catastrophic capitulation of the Afghan government to Taliban guerillas and the chaotic evacuation of the Kabul airport. In one article, titled "Afghanistan today, Taiwan tomorrow? US treachery scares DPP," the tabloid claimed that given America's track record of abandoning allies, Taiwan cannot count on the U.S. in the event of an attack by China.

https://www.taiwannews.com.tw/en/news/4271389 (https://www.taiwannews.com.tw/en/news/4271389)
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: eyephone on August 17, 2021, 02:43:21 PM
All this... and still not as bad as the previous guy.

It's funny because growing up, I never thought that Republicans were the divisive party, but I guess it depends on who is in charge... or who is the one posting about it.

Funny how morekaos doesn't see how this reflects on himself rather than on Biden... be the bigger man. Give it a rest.

While I have certain amount of respect for the President no matter who's in charge, therefore I might not join morekaos in making fun of Biden at this moment, morekaos has his freedom to express whatever he wants.

I don't think you, IHO, particularly command him not to speak or try to have any censorship, but I see so many here trying all they can to mute him. You might not agree with his opinion, but you don't get to block it, my friends. It ain't no communist here, homie.

You should help him out. The fake financial advisor is retired and has nothing to do. (or a bot kapp)
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: Mety on August 17, 2021, 02:48:04 PM
All this... and still not as bad as the previous guy.

It's funny because growing up, I never thought that Republicans were the divisive party, but I guess it depends on who is in charge... or who is the one posting about it.

Funny how morekaos doesn't see how this reflects on himself rather than on Biden... be the bigger man. Give it a rest.

While I have certain amount of respect for the President no matter who's in charge, therefore I might not join morekaos in making fun of Biden at this moment, morekaos has his freedom to express whatever he wants.

I don't think you, IHO, particularly command him not to speak or try to have any censorship, but I see so many here trying all they can to mute him. You might not agree with his opinion, but you don't get to block it, my friends. It ain't no communist here, homie.

You should help him out. The fake financial advisor is retired and has nothing to do. (or a bot kapp)

Are you helping him out?
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on August 17, 2021, 03:44:28 PM
Gonna have to change this title to “funny thing Kamala says” when she takes over.  Here is one of her first brave quotes…. ;D ;D >:D

‘You Will Not Pin This Sh*t on Me!’ Kamala Harris Chose To Hide As Afghanistan Collapsed


As Afghanistan has collapsed and been taken over by the Taliban, Kamala Harris is reportedly refusing to accept any responsibility.

A source reportedly told Kyle Becker at Becker News that Harris refused to be part of addressing the American people on Sunday after the terrorist group took over Kubal, the capital of Afghanistan.

Becker reports that a source informed him that Harris screamed “They will not pin this sh*t on me!

“Shade War going hot – Kamala refused a request to do a presser today. Said she was focused on Haiti not Afghanistan. Now staffers for the rival teams have been openly fighting all day, per WH official,” Posobiec tweeted.

https://conservativebrief.com/chose-hide-48640/ (https://conservativebrief.com/chose-hide-48640/)


Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: eyephone on August 17, 2021, 04:00:54 PM
All this... and still not as bad as the previous guy.

It's funny because growing up, I never thought that Republicans were the divisive party, but I guess it depends on who is in charge... or who is the one posting about it.

Funny how morekaos doesn't see how this reflects on himself rather than on Biden... be the bigger man. Give it a rest.

While I have certain amount of respect for the President no matter who's in charge, therefore I might not join morekaos in making fun of Biden at this moment, morekaos has his freedom to express whatever he wants.

I don't think you, IHO, particularly command him not to speak or try to have any censorship, but I see so many here trying all they can to mute him. You might not agree with his opinion, but you don't get to block it, my friends. It ain't no communist here, homie.

You should help him out. The fake financial advisor is retired and has nothing to do. (or a bot kapp)

Are you helping him out?

I can tell you this. I am definitely not helping him out. Talk irvine is like a trash website. Dont help clean it up just make it trashier!  ;)
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: Mety on August 17, 2021, 04:04:50 PM
All this... and still not as bad as the previous guy.

It's funny because growing up, I never thought that Republicans were the divisive party, but I guess it depends on who is in charge... or who is the one posting about it.

Funny how morekaos doesn't see how this reflects on himself rather than on Biden... be the bigger man. Give it a rest.

While I have certain amount of respect for the President no matter who's in charge, therefore I might not join morekaos in making fun of Biden at this moment, morekaos has his freedom to express whatever he wants.

I don't think you, IHO, particularly command him not to speak or try to have any censorship, but I see so many here trying all they can to mute him. You might not agree with his opinion, but you don't get to block it, my friends. It ain't no communist here, homie.

You should help him out. The fake financial advisor is retired and has nothing to do. (or a bot kapp)

Are you helping him out?

I can tell you this. I am definitely not helping him out. Talk irvine is like a trash website. Dont help clean it up just make it trashier!  ;)

OK. At least you're being honest. That's why I like you, man.
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on August 18, 2021, 09:39:10 AM
All joking aside there is a serious biproduct…weakness begets weakness and war…..

Chinese media claims US will abandon Taiwan like Afghanistan

TAIPEI (Taiwan News) — Chinese state-run media attempted to draw parallels between the U.S.' relationship with Taiwan and Washington's precipitous abandonment of Kabul in a series of op-eds on Monday (Aug. 16).

China's state-operated mouthpiece the Global Times published a series of opinion pieces seeking to capitalize on the catastrophic capitulation of the Afghan government to Taliban guerillas and the chaotic evacuation of the Kabul airport. In one article, titled "Afghanistan today, Taiwan tomorrow? US treachery scares DPP," the tabloid claimed that given America's track record of abandoning allies, Taiwan cannot count on the U.S. in the event of an attack by China.

https://www.taiwannews.com.tw/en/news/4271389 (https://www.taiwannews.com.tw/en/news/4271389)

We got them right where we want them...glad the adults with all their foreign policy chops are in charge...7 level chess Biden plays..this is going swell!!...

China vows to 'crush' any US troops on Taiwan 'by force' and conducts live fire naval exercises in South China Sea after Biden abandoned Afghanistan
Editorial in regime-backed paper lashed out at US Senator John Cornyn who erroneously stated there were 30,000 American soldiers stationed in Taiwan
Global Times piece called it 'equivalent to a military invasion of Taiwan Province'
China conducted naval drills off Taiwan on Tuesday in latest show of strength
Comes as Washington is still reeling from disastrous surrender of Afghanistan

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9905015/China-vows-crush-troops-Taiwan-force-Biden-abandoned-Afghanistan.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9905015/China-vows-crush-troops-Taiwan-force-Biden-abandoned-Afghanistan.html)
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: eyephone on August 18, 2021, 10:46:18 AM
All this... and still not as bad as the previous guy.

It's funny because growing up, I never thought that Republicans were the divisive party, but I guess it depends on who is in charge... or who is the one posting about it.

Funny how morekaos doesn't see how this reflects on himself rather than on Biden... be the bigger man. Give it a rest.

While I have certain amount of respect for the President no matter who's in charge, therefore I might not join morekaos in making fun of Biden at this moment, morekaos has his freedom to express whatever he wants.

I don't think you, IHO, particularly command him not to speak or try to have any censorship, but I see so many here trying all they can to mute him. You might not agree with his opinion, but you don't get to block it, my friends. It ain't no communist here, homie.

You should help him out. The fake financial advisor is retired and has nothing to do. (or a bot kapp)

Are you helping him out?

I can tell you this. I am definitely not helping him out. Talk irvine is like a trash website. Dont help clean it up just make it trashier!  ;)

OK. At least you're being honest. That's why I like you, man.

Go figure. Now your buddy is making pro China posts on TI. KindaStrangeandWeird
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on August 18, 2021, 12:42:13 PM
Hardly pro china but definitely anti Granpa.  Elections have consequences.
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: eyephone on August 18, 2021, 12:56:54 PM
He cant comprehend and has a hard time to respond. This guy makes pro China posts and says he is not pro China. (definitely a bot)

Even Mety gives better financial advice on TI.
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on August 18, 2021, 01:00:38 PM
He cant comprehend and has a hard time to respond. This guy makes pro China posts and says he is not pro China. (definitely a bot)

Even Mety gives better financial advice on TI.

...cause I don't give financial advice on the internet.  No one should.
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on August 18, 2021, 01:05:18 PM
No wonder this is familiar...He has done it before...History really does repeat...

ATLANTIC – In the spring of 1975, as North Vietnamese divisions approached Saigon, hundreds of thousands of South Vietnamese with connections to the U.S.—soldiers, officials, spies, interpreters, drivers, bar girls, cooks—begged their American friends and colleagues to help them find a way out. But the embassy in Saigon and the Ford administration in Washington were slow to face the gravity of the situation and reluctant to prepare an evacuation for fear of panicking the population into chaos. In mid-April, President Gerald Ford finally realized that the government of South Vietnam might fall, and he asked Congress for $300 million in emergency aid, including money to evacuate the remaining 2,500 Americans and their dependents along with up to 175,000 South Vietnamese.

But Congress, led by Senate Democrats, had no interest in throwing away more money on a lost war that Americans wanted to forget. The prospect of sending U.S. troops to help evacuate Vietnamese along with Americans was a nonstarter. Some of the most strenuous objections came from the 32-year-old first-term senator from Delaware, Joseph R. Biden.

“I feel put upon in being presented an all-or-nothing number,” Biden said at a rare White House meeting between the president and the Senate Foreign Relations Committee on April 14. “I will vote for any amount for getting the Americans out. I don’t want it mixed with getting the Vietnamese out.”

Ford countered: “We opened our door to the Hungarians. I am not saying the situation is identical, but our tradition is to welcome the oppressed. I don’t think these people should be treated any differently from any other people—the Hungarians, Cubans, Jews from the Soviet Union.”

Biden and other Democrats were unmoved. In a Senate speech on April 23, Biden argued that the president lacked the authority to rescue any Vietnamese. “I do not believe the United States has an obligation, moral or otherwise, to evacuate foreign nationals” other than diplomats of third countries, Biden said. “The United States has no obligation to evacuate one, or 100,001, South Vietnamese.” The U.S. should leave the task of protecting them to “the organizations that are available” and “diplomatic channels,” he added. A week later, North Vietnamese tanks entered the grounds of the presidential palace in Saigon just hours after the last helicopter carried the last Americans out of Vietnam.
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: eyephone on August 18, 2021, 01:10:40 PM
He cant comprehend and has a hard time to respond. This guy makes pro China posts and says he is not pro China. (definitely a bot)

Even Mety gives better financial advice on TI.

...cause I don't give financial advice on the internet.  No one should.

Some people say cause you dont have any.
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: eyephone on August 18, 2021, 01:17:53 PM
So you like the Russian propaganda military video, pro China, and you say the US military is woke or weak. (All in this thread) unbelievable
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: eyephone on August 18, 2021, 01:19:37 PM
He talks too much chi7 online thats why he does not want to give his financial license number. (If he has one)
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on August 18, 2021, 01:31:50 PM
He talks too much chi7 online thats why he does not want to give his financial license number. (If he has one)

Why would I do that? :D ;D >:D
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on August 18, 2021, 01:44:20 PM
So you like the Russian propaganda military video (that was funny and unfortunately true) , pro China (not pro china but pointing out that they now see us as wounded,  More a warning), and you say the US military is woke or weak. (Woke and weak..yes on both observations...also a warning) (All in this thread) unbelievable (you should believe me)

 ;D ;D >:D
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on August 18, 2021, 02:17:38 PM
He cant comprehend and has a hard time to respond. This guy makes pro China posts and says he is not pro China. (definitely a bot)

Even Mety gives better financial advice on TI.

...cause I don't give financial advice on the internet.  No one should.

Some people say cause you dont have any.

Not for you and not for free!! ;D ;D >:D
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on August 18, 2021, 09:08:30 PM
Smart power…this will show them…

Not a Joke: Biden Admin's Response to Taliban Violence Is a 'Strongly Worded' Letter

We are hearing from people in Afghanistan that they are getting threats from the Taliban, and we have expressed in no uncertain terms, here at the United Nations, through a very strongly-worded press statement from the Security Council, that we expect the Taliban to respect human rights including the rights of women and girls.”

https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/bryan-preston/2021/08/18/not-a-joke-biden-admins-response-to-taliban-violence-is-a-strongly-worded-letter-n1470512 (https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/bryan-preston/2021/08/18/not-a-joke-biden-admins-response-to-taliban-violence-is-a-strongly-worded-letter-n1470512)
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: aquabliss on August 19, 2021, 12:01:05 AM
Anyone see the videos of the Taliban riding bumper cars and trying the gym in the palace?  Good stuff: https://www.thedefensepost.com/2021/08/18/videos-taliban-bumper-cars-gym/
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on August 19, 2021, 08:05:02 AM
Anyone see the videos of the Taliban riding bumper cars and trying the gym in the palace?  Good stuff: https://www.thedefensepost.com/2021/08/18/videos-taliban-bumper-cars-gym/

Doubt that is gonna last too long...

Taliban are accused of 'burning down amusement park' in northern city because it had 'idolatrous statues' as their 'moderate' image crumbles
Jihadists torched the recreation grounds in the northern city of Sheberghan
They objected to statues under extreme interpretation of Islam, reports said
Comes despite spurious claims that they have moderated since their 9/11 days
Theme park is in the heartlands of the vanquished strongman Abdul Dostum

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9908557/Taliban-accused-burning-amusement-park-idolatrous-statues.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9908557/Taliban-accused-burning-amusement-park-idolatrous-statues.html)
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on August 19, 2021, 08:24:13 AM
A restoration of respect and yes "fear"...why this stuff matters Eye..thanks Joe, I just paid $4.25 at the pump but it's cooler out today...

OPEC tells a weak, incompetent US president to drop dead

Last week, we were wondering : What could be more pathetic than the sight of President Joe Biden begging OPEC to increase oil production, just to make up for the U.S. and Canadian oil production that he had gone out of his way to impede from the moment he took office ?

Believe it or not, that was not a hypothetical question. There is, in fact, something even more pathetic than Biden’s desperate request for a foreign oil cartel to spare him motorists’ anger and a political backlash.

That would be the oil producers’ response to Biden, which roughly translates to “drop dead."

At the very moment Biden’s administration was being convulsed by its humiliating strategic failure in Afghanistan, the international oil cartel and the adjacent producers known as “OPEC-plus” added insult to injury with their defiant answer. As Reuters reported it, the major oil producers (including Russia) let word slip that they “believe oil markets do not need more oil than they already plan to release in the coming months.”


On the day Biden was elected, Brent crude oil was under $40 per barrel. Today, it is nearly $75 per barrel. Likewise, average gasoline prices are currently 48% higher than they were the day Biden squeaked out his narrow, no-coattails win over former President Donald Trump.

Biden’s request of OPEC, as we noted previously, evinced a belief that environmentalists in the United States are easily fooled — that he can placate them by restricting domestic production while simultaneously calling for more imported oil that releases exactly the same amount of carbon dioxide when burnt.

But the oil-producing nations’ response to Biden is also evidence of how much respect and diplomatic prestige he has cost the U.S. in the last week.

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/editorials/opec-tells-a-weak-incompetent-us-president-to-drop-dead (https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/editorials/opec-tells-a-weak-incompetent-us-president-to-drop-dead)
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: someguy on August 19, 2021, 09:28:24 AM
Okay sure inflation is out of control, daily covid cases are passing 150,000, we're creating two classes of citizens based on their medical decisions, roll up your sleeve for a 3rd booster shot, and his handling of Afghanistan is killing innocent people while China works with the Taliban to exploit the region's mineral resources, but Joe is a gentlemen who doesn't tweet mean things.  This is all clearly Trump's fault. Come on man.  /s
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on August 24, 2021, 12:37:16 PM
...and from the grave, a final, prophetic, endorsement....whoda thunk?

Bin Laden warned in 2010 letter that Biden would ‘lead US into crisis’

Osama bin Laden once warned al Qaeda not to target Joe Biden because he believed that his inheriting the presidency if something were to happen to Barack Obama would “lead the US into a crisis,” a resurfaced letter shows.

In the letter dated May 2010, the al Qaeda 9/11 mastermind wrote he had no assassination plots against Biden because he deemed him “totally unprepared” to lead the United States.

“The reason for concentrating on them is that Obama is the head of infidelity and killing him automatically will make Biden take over the presidency for the remainder of the term, as it is the norm over there.

“Biden is totally unprepared for that post, which will lead the US into a crisis.


https://nypost.com/2021/08/20/bin-laden-warned-in-2010-letter-that-biden-would-lead-us-into-crisis/ (https://nypost.com/2021/08/20/bin-laden-warned-in-2010-letter-that-biden-would-lead-us-into-crisis/)
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on August 26, 2021, 12:22:40 PM
Not funny for the thousands of Afghani’s about to die…


...and now at least 12 marines and more....after 18 months of not one combat casualty this is the fruit borne of weakness.

Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on September 08, 2021, 11:00:52 PM
What do you think the over under is for grandpa joe is now?

Joe Biden Goes Way off-Script in Speech and Causes Heads to Be Scratched


Another day, another Joe Biden public appearance that ends with heads being scratched. It’s to the point where I’m sick of writing these stories, and we are only eight months in (man, is it depressing to think of it in those terms). Yet, his bouts of senility never cease to be any less newsworthy. This is the President of the United States we are talking about, after all.

So anyway, let’s get to what you came for with this first clip which shows Biden doing his creeper voice again. I honestly have no idea what he thinks he’s doing here.

It was the end of the speech that is most noteworthy, though. Biden decided to once again announce that he’s “supposed to stop and walk out of the room.” That alone is weird enough. Who is giving the president these orders? Is the demand to leave the room written into his teleprompter? Is that why he keeps saying the quiet part out loud?

But then Biden mumbles something about how he’s going to “walk into the room,” at which point he…walks out of the room. I don’t know. I’m not even trying to make sense of this stuff anymore.

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2021/09/08/joe-biden-goes-way-off-script-in-speech-and-causes-heads-to-be-scratched-n439911 (https://redstate.com/bonchie/2021/09/08/joe-biden-goes-way-off-script-in-speech-and-causes-heads-to-be-scratched-n439911)
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on September 11, 2021, 11:50:22 AM
Not funny for this family.  Biden’s aim is as rotten as his mind….

US drone strike that Pentagon said killed Kabul suicide bomber actually 'killed aid worker and seven children who ran to greet him when he arrived home': Video allegedly shows he filled car with water not explosives


Shocking report reveals apparent botched drone strike killed Afghan aid worker
The August 29 strike at a home near the Kabul airport killed 10, including 7 kids
Pentagon claimed the vehicle was 'known to be an imminent ISIS-K threat'
But driver Zemari Ahmadi, 43, was an aid worker seeking asylum in the US
Surveillance video shows him loading the trunk with water jugs, not explosives
Witnesses say he spent the day running normal errands for a US-based aid group
Pentagon claimed his movements were suspicious and tied him to ISIS-K
DoD tells DailyMail.com: 'We still believe that it prevented an imminent threat'

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9979199/US-drone-strike-Kabul-actually-killed-AID-WORKER-seven-children.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9979199/US-drone-strike-Kabul-actually-killed-AID-WORKER-seven-children.html)
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on September 14, 2021, 11:10:17 AM
1.Yeah the US retaliated against those who caused harm to the US.

2. Another double standard: it is okay for the US to back out of Syria to fight ISIS. You are okay that Trump did that.

That showed em!!....

Ten family members, including children, dead after US strike in Kabul

(CNN)Ten members of one family -- including seven children -- are dead after a US drone strike targeting a vehicle in a residential neighborhood of Kabul, a relative of the dead told CNN.

The US carried out what it called a defensive airstrike in Kabul, targeting a suspected ISIS-K suicide bomber who posed an "imminent" threat to the airport, US Central Command said Sunday.
The Pentagon has said the strike resulted in secondary explosions, and those explosions may have been what killed the civilians.
The youngest victims of Sunday's airstrike were two 2-year-old girls, according to family members.

https://edition.cnn.com/2021/08/29/asia/afghanistan-kabul-evacuation-intl/index.html (https://edition.cnn.com/2021/08/29/asia/afghanistan-kabul-evacuation-intl/index.html)
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on September 16, 2021, 08:35:23 AM
Kids have such an innate sense and honesty.... ;D ;D >:D

Biden Tries Smooching Young Baby in Colorado, Baby Pulls Back, Slaps Him in Horror


The president has a creepy history of touching, groping, sniffing and kissing young children so the recent video footage comes as no surprise.
After speaking on climate change and wind turbines, the maskless president began walking through the crowd when his eyes narrowed in on a young boy.
The boy, who at first seemed excited to see Biden, suddenly backed away in horror as Biden tried smooching him.

https://trendingpolitics.com/biden-tries-smooching-young-baby-in-colorado-baby-pulls-back-in-horror-crugg/ (https://trendingpolitics.com/biden-tries-smooching-young-baby-in-colorado-baby-pulls-back-in-horror-crugg/)
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on September 23, 2021, 11:53:31 AM
So insightful this White House...This should plug the holes... ;D ;D >:D

Psaki Announces Del Rio Border Patrol Will No Longer Use Horses in Response to False ‘Whip’ Narrative

White House press secretary Jen Psaki announced Thursday that Border Patrol agents will no longer be permitted to use horses to guard the border in Del Rio, Texas, after “horrific” photos emerged of agents swinging long reins while interacting with Haitian migrants.

The announcement comes after the media caused a frenzy by falsely portraying the videos and photos as showing agents hitting the migrants with whips. It was later revealed that the agents were in fact wielding the long reins that make it easier to maintain control of their horses, according to Border Control chief Raul Ortiz.

https://www.nationalreview.com/news/psaki-announces-border-patrol-agents-will-no-longer-use-horses-in-response-to-false-whip-narrative/ (https://www.nationalreview.com/news/psaki-announces-border-patrol-agents-will-no-longer-use-horses-in-response-to-false-whip-narrative/)

Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on September 28, 2021, 09:09:41 AM
The struggle to throw the other under the bus goes on...Before the sun rises you will deny me three times.... ;D ;D >:D

Biden Denies Military Leaders Warned Him Against Quick Withdrawal Date

President Joe Biden repeatedly denied claims that military leaders warned him against withdrawing from Afghanistan in an interview with ABC News’ George Stephanopoulos on Thursday.

“Your top military advisers warned against withdrawing on this timeline. They wanted you to keep about 2,500 troops,” Stephanopoulos said.

“No, they didn’t. It was split. That–That wasn’t true. That wasn’t true,” Biden responded.

“They didn’t tell you that they wanted troops to stay?” Stephanopoulos pressed.

“No. Not at — not in terms of whether we were going to get out in a timeframe all troops (sic). They didn’t argue against that,” Biden said.

“So no one told — your military advisors did not tell you, ‘No, we should just keep 2,500 troops. It’s been a stable situation for the last several years. We can do that. We can continue to do that’?” Stephanopoulos asked.

“No. No one said that to me that I can recall,” Biden said. “Look, George, the reason why it’s been stable for a year is because the last president said, ‘We’re leaving. And here’s the deal I wanna make with you, Taliban. We’re agreeing to leave if you agree not to attack us between now and the time we leave on May the 1st.'”

https://dailycaller.com/2021/08/19/biden-military-advisers-leaders-intel-withdrawal-afghanistan-abc-stephanopoulos/ (https://dailycaller.com/2021/08/19/biden-military-advisers-leaders-intel-withdrawal-afghanistan-abc-stephanopoulos/)
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on September 28, 2021, 09:11:56 AM
...and then...

General Milley and McKenzie BOTH advised Biden to keep 2500 US troops in Afghanistan to avoid Taliban takeover but were ignored: Joint Chiefs chair tells Congress botched withdrawal has damaged America's credibility
Chairman of the Joint Chiefs Mark Milley said on Tuesday his assessment was that withdrawing U.S. troops would likely trigger the collapse of Kabul
He and Gen Frank McKenzie both said they believed 2500 troops would have prevented Taliban takeover
They spoke before the Senate Armed Services Committee
Their appearance marked the first time Pentagon leaders have publicly testified since the U.S. completed its withdrawal from Afghanistan
They were joined by Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin
They faced sharp questions about the chaotic pullout and whether they anticipated the Taliban's rapid takeover of the country

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10037399/Milley-tells-Congress-credibility-damaged-Bidens-Afghan-withdrawal.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10037399/Milley-tells-Congress-credibility-damaged-Bidens-Afghan-withdrawal.html)

Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: Soylent Green Is People on September 28, 2021, 10:28:59 AM
If the generals believe only 2,500 troops could have staved off a Taliban overthrow of the Afghan government, why couldn't 110,000 simply crush them - the number of American troops we had in country back in 2011?

Speaking of "Math class is tough" - when taxes go up, companies don't pay them, consumers do. Not according to Psaki who feels doing so would be "unfair and absurd...".

 

Absurd, indeed..... however here on Planet Reality, we know otherwise.

Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on October 06, 2021, 10:19:08 AM
Well I think we can resurrect the old ..."Biden lied...people died!" chant...

ISIS-K suicide bomber who carried out deadly Kabul airport attack had been released from prison days earlier

(CNN)The ISIS-K suicide bomber who carried out a terrorist attack at Kabul international airport in late August, killing 13 US service members and dozens of Afghans, had been released from a prison near Kabul just days earlier when the Taliban took control of the area, according to three US officials.

Two US officials, as well as Rep. Ken Calvert, a California Republican who said he had been briefed by national security officials, said the suicide bomber was released from the Parwan prison at Bagram air base.

https://www.cnn.com/2021/10/06/politics/kabul-airport-attacker-prison/index.html (https://www.cnn.com/2021/10/06/politics/kabul-airport-attacker-prison/index.html)
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on October 22, 2021, 07:02:50 AM
Leadership… ;D ;D >:D

'I guess I should go down': Joe Biden gives lukewarm answer when grilled about why he hasn't visited southern border during CNN town hall: Insists he's been too busy inspecting hurricane damage and 'traveling around the world'

Asked by Cooper if he should go down to the border amid record crossings and condemnation of his strategy to tackle illegal immigration, Biden said: 'I've been there before ... I know it well ... I guess I should go down.'

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10119277/I-guess-Joe-Biden-gives-lukewarm-answer-asked-visited-border.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10119277/I-guess-Joe-Biden-gives-lukewarm-answer-asked-visited-border.html)
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: CalBears96 on October 22, 2021, 11:04:45 AM
Leadership… ;D ;D >:D

'I guess I should go down': Joe Biden gives lukewarm answer when grilled about why he hasn't visited southern border during CNN town hall: Insists he's been too busy inspecting hurricane damage and 'traveling around the world'

Asked by Cooper if he should go down to the border amid record crossings and condemnation of his strategy to tackle illegal immigration, Biden said: 'I've been there before ... I know it well ... I guess I should go down.'

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10119277/I-guess-Joe-Biden-gives-lukewarm-answer-asked-visited-border.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10119277/I-guess-Joe-Biden-gives-lukewarm-answer-asked-visited-border.html)

Yeah, Joe should learn leadership from Trump by playing golf more often...
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on October 22, 2021, 11:54:48 AM
He's so folksy and relatable....I like the way he synthesizes down such complex economic and foreign policies so that everyman can understand them..Oh wait...he didn't mean that... ;D ;D ;D >:D

Humiliation for Biden as White House walks back his town hall words: President does NOT have the power to mobilize National Guard to fix shortages and he mis-stated policy with vow to defend Taiwan from China, spokesman says

A White House official said that the Biden administration is 'not actively pursuing the use of the National Guard on a federal level'
'Requesting the use of the National Guard at the state level is under the purview of governors,' the official clarified
'The answer is yes,' the president said Thursday, asked if he would send in the guard to alleviate supply chain issues
Asked if he would consider sending in the guard to drive trucks, the president said: 'Yes, if we can't increase the number of truckers'

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10121181/White-House-clarifies-Biden-does-NOT-power-mobilize-Guard-fix-supply-chain-crisis.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10121181/White-House-clarifies-Biden-does-NOT-power-mobilize-Guard-fix-supply-chain-crisis.html)
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: CalBears96 on October 22, 2021, 04:11:03 PM
He's so folksy and relatable....I like the way he synthesizes down such complex economic and foreign policies so that everyman can understand them..Oh wait...he didn't mean that... ;D ;D ;D >:D

Funny how conservatives complain now after 4 years of "He tells it like it is...oh wait, that's not what he meant, what he meant was..."
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on October 22, 2021, 04:24:10 PM
The difference is grandpa joe doesn’t know what he is saying (maybe I should have emphasized sarcasm more) and what flowed out of trumps mouth didn’t need clarification, unless it was truncated and quoted out of context.  These spontaneous, unscripted answers of Joe’s are pretty clear, he has no clue what he is doing. It’a embarrassing and a bit sad.
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: CalBears96 on October 22, 2021, 05:50:02 PM
The difference is grandpa joe doesn’t know what he is saying (maybe I should have emphasized sarcasm more) and what flowed out of trumps mouth didn’t need clarification, unless it was truncated and quoted out of context.  These spontaneous, unscripted answers of Joe’s are pretty clear, he has no clue what he is doing. It’a embarrassing and a bit sad.

What's embarrassing is that you think whatever flowed out of Trump's mouth didn't need clarification. Every single time, his supporters would have to clarify, "What he meant was....".
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on October 25, 2021, 12:27:23 PM
Most of what he said was hilarious and true...(since this is "funny things") I enjoyed every line.
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: CalBears96 on October 25, 2021, 12:47:40 PM
Most of what he said was hilarious and true...(since this is "funny things") I enjoyed every line.

If by "he", you meant Trump, then you really are an embarrassment. Most of what Trump said were lies.
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on October 25, 2021, 12:51:02 PM
Most of what he said was hilarious and true...(since this is "funny things") I enjoyed every line.

If by "he", you meant Trump, then you really are an embarrassment. Most of what Trump said were lies.

Well, that's your opinion.
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: CalBears96 on October 25, 2021, 01:11:18 PM
Most of what he said was hilarious and true...(since this is "funny things") I enjoyed every line.

If by "he", you meant Trump, then you really are an embarrassment. Most of what Trump said were lies.

Well, that's your opinion.

Again, I rely on facts while you rely on misinformation. The fact that you believe that most of what Trump said is true proves that. Lies are lies. There's no opinion about it.
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on October 25, 2021, 01:18:30 PM
Cool, please post some facts to back up your assertions...otherwise...its just your opinion.  I always post the source information when I make an assertion.
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: CalBears96 on October 25, 2021, 01:35:25 PM
Cool, please post some facts to back up your assertions...otherwise...its just your opinion.  I always post the source information when I make an assertion.

You post source of misinformation.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2021/01/24/trumps-false-or-misleading-claims-total-30573-over-four-years/

https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/list/?speaker=donald-trump&ruling=false

https://projects.thestar.com/donald-trump-fact-check/

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2017/06/23/opinion/trumps-lies.html

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/maryanngeorgantopoulos/president-trump-lie-list

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-election-2020/trump-lies-false-presidency-b1790285.html


Since you only rely on Faux News, Daily Mail, and other sources of misinformation, you would never read actual sources of information.
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on October 25, 2021, 02:06:32 PM
I read all of those rags and they all like to twist the truth.  You cite a bag if misinformation peddlers right there.  I read through tons of what they try to cite as lies (opinions)  Just like yours and mine. When have I ever cited Fox News as a source?  Doubt you find many if any.   
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: CalBears96 on October 25, 2021, 02:51:55 PM
I read all of those rags and they all like to twist the truth.  You cite a bag if misinformation peddlers right there.  I read through tons of what they try to cite as lies (opinions)  Just like yours and mine. When have I ever cited Fox News as a source?  Doubt you find many if any.   

Funny that an alt-right grifter like you calls information "twist the truth" when your hero Donald Trump is the master of lies.
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on October 25, 2021, 02:58:57 PM
Which is your “opinion”. ;D ;D >:D
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: CalBears96 on October 25, 2021, 03:23:01 PM
Okay, grifter.
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: CalBears96 on October 25, 2021, 03:25:04 PM
Really, this entire topic is you grifting. You should find a better platform, though, like Candace Owens, so you could make some money on your grifting.
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on October 25, 2021, 04:14:51 PM
Really, this entire topic is you grifting. You should find a better platform, though, like Candace Owens, so you could make some money on your grifting.

Almost 14000 views…you start any thread that interesting?…thought not.
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: CalBears96 on October 25, 2021, 04:32:51 PM
I see. You're grifting to stroke your own ego. Good job on almost 14000 views.
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on October 25, 2021, 04:37:05 PM
I see. You're grifting to stroke your own ego. Good job on almost 14000 views.

I see you are several of them so…you’re welcome.
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: CalBears96 on October 25, 2021, 04:37:24 PM
But you're still not cashing on your grift. Be smart like Candace Owens, bud.
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on October 25, 2021, 04:38:37 PM
But you're still not cashing on your grift. Be smart like Candace Owens, bud.

Oh I make lots of money with my insights…just not here.
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on October 26, 2021, 08:40:17 AM
Cool, please post some facts to back up your assertions...otherwise...its just your opinion.  I always post the source information when I make an assertion.

You post source of misinformation.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2021/01/24/trumps-false-or-misleading-claims-total-30573-over-four-years/

https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/list/?speaker=donald-trump&ruling=false

https://projects.thestar.com/donald-trump-fact-check/

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2017/06/23/opinion/trumps-lies.html

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/maryanngeorgantopoulos/president-trump-lie-list

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-election-2020/trump-lies-false-presidency-b1790285.html


Since you only rely on Faux News, Daily Mail, and other sources of misinformation, you would never read actual sources of information.

Thats fine if you want to believe those "fact checkers"  You miss my point that they all lie.  ALL of them.  Here is three and a half trillion lies...straight for the horses ass...


Or here is quite a few whoppers....



Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: akula1488 on October 26, 2021, 10:06:36 AM
We know who is a winner in real life. One lives in an ocean front prestigious neighborhood owns multiple properties and the other one is begging for developers to sell them a new home so they can live in a upper middle class suburban city.

But you're still not cashing on your grift. Be smart like Candace Owens, bud.

Oh I make lots of money with my insights…just not here.
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: Liar Loan on October 26, 2021, 12:34:04 PM
We know who is a winner in real life. One lives in an ocean front prestigious neighborhood owns multiple properties and the other one is begging for developers to sell them a new home so they can live in a upper middle class suburban city.

But you're still not cashing on your grift. Be smart like Candace Owens, bud.

Oh I make lots of money with my insights…just not here.

Why so personal CalBears96?
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on October 26, 2021, 12:53:13 PM
I know..this is supposed to be "funny things".  Might have some anger management issues like some others.
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on October 29, 2021, 12:46:38 PM
Biden Meets the Pope and Utters One of the Most Embarrassing Lines Ever Said by a President

“You’re the famous African-American baseball player in America.”

Whaaaaa?
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on November 02, 2021, 11:03:56 AM
It's not just funny things he says...its the funny things he does...

Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on November 02, 2021, 01:08:03 PM
...and....He got bullied by all the mean girls... ;D ;D >:D
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on November 04, 2021, 05:55:36 PM
Chauncy’s right never knows what his left is doing…par for the course.

White House backtracks and admits Biden WILL pay separated migrants after he called $450K proposal 'garbage' yesterday: President won't dish out $450K but is 'perfectly comfortable' with 'settlements'


Jean-Pierre was pressed about Biden's comments at his Wednesday conference
She insisted Biden was referring to the $450,000 settlement amount when he called the reports 'garbage'
However, she wouldn't elaborate on the amounts that could be in the payouts
'The President is perfectly comfortable with the Department of Justice settling with the individuals and families who are currently in litigation,' she said
The ACLU on Wednesday claimed Biden had 'not been fully briefed'  before his response on the settlements
Republicans have launched a bill trying to block the payments 


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10167121/White-House-Biden-perfectly-comfortable-payouts-migrants.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10167121/White-House-Biden-perfectly-comfortable-payouts-migrants.html)
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on November 06, 2021, 10:14:46 PM
Almost put this in the climate change thread but it probably belongs here… ;D ;D >:D

Duchess of Cornwall Can’t Stop Talking About Dear Leader Biden Farting While Talking to Her: ‘Long and Loud and Impossible to Ignore’

He is supposed to be committed to reducing emissions – but when President Joe Biden produced a little natural gas of his own at the COP26 summit, it was audible enough to make the Duchess of Cornwall blush.

An informed source has told The Mail on Sunday that Camilla was taken aback to hear Biden break wind as they made polite small talk at the global climate change gathering in Glasgow last week.

‘It was long and loud and impossible to ignore,’ the source said. ‘Camilla hasn’t stopped talking about it.’

The President met the Duchess during a reception on Monday at the Kelvingrove Art Gallery, attended by Prince Charles, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge and Boris Johnson.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10172959/Camilla-stopped-talking-hearing-President-break-wind-chat-Cop26-summit.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10172959/Camilla-stopped-talking-hearing-President-break-wind-chat-Cop26-summit.html)
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: nosuchreality on November 07, 2021, 07:08:10 AM
He must be planning a Harvard admissions essay.
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: fatduck on November 07, 2021, 08:32:11 AM
He knows you interviewed as a team... And he heard about the fart
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: akula1488 on November 11, 2021, 12:39:48 PM
Lol Joe Biden just used the word Negro on live TV. That's why I find the Dems funny because they keep accusing the other side being racist and it turns out their token leader an old white male is The Racist.
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: eyephone on November 11, 2021, 12:50:18 PM
Lol Joe Biden just used the word Negro on live TV. That's why I find the Dems funny because they keep accusing the other side being racist and it turns out their token leader an old white male is The Racist.

Okay Trumpkin
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on November 19, 2021, 11:57:03 AM
Ewwwwwww!!...

Watch: Biden Caresses 1st-Grader for 10 Seconds, Then Whispers 'Meet Me After This'

At the signing, Biden chatted with Jake Bomba, the young son of a Maryland police officer who took his own life in 2019, according to WUSA-TV.
The career politician — who turns 79 on Saturday — thanked the first-grader for attending the event and offered him a personal tour of the White House.

“Meet me after this and I can show you the around the White House,” Biden whispered while stroking the boy’s arm and caressing his face. “Do you want to see it?”
Normally, being offered a tour by the sitting president would be considered a great honor. However, context matters when assessing any situation.

In this instance, Biden spotlighted once again that he’s tone-deaf to optics and does not know how to read the room.

Given the criticism he has endured for his long, well-documented history of overly tactile encounters with small children and women, you’d think the president would keep his hands to himself.

But he couldn’t help himself, even though his handlers have probably warned him to stop acting inappropriately — at least in public.

https://www.westernjournal.com/watch-biden-caresses-1st-grader-10-seconds-whispers-meet/ (https://www.westernjournal.com/watch-biden-caresses-1st-grader-10-seconds-whispers-meet/)
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on November 22, 2021, 09:48:53 AM
Wow...and such a vivid memory...I feel safe he has the nuclear codes.

Burning down the house, Joe? Biden's claims his Delaware home was razed to the ground 'with my wife in it' are greeted with skepticism after report from 2004 is uncovered saying 'it was just a kitchen fire'
President Joe Biden said he 'had a house burn down with my wife in it' in 2004
Reports from the time state the 'small fire' was contained to the kitchen and controlled within 20 minutes
Biden has told variations of the story of his house fire on multiple occasions
The president has been known to exaggerate personal stories over the years

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10228241/Biden-claims-Delaware-house-razed-ground-wife-it.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10228241/Biden-claims-Delaware-house-razed-ground-wife-it.html)
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on November 23, 2021, 04:47:52 PM
This is elder abuse…but it is funny!… :D :D >:D

Joe ‘Anchorman’ Biden Reads Everything from Teleprompter Including ‘End of Quote’ . . .

In a scene reminiscent of “Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy,” Biden read “end of quote” from the teleprompter, which he clearly wasn’t supposed to do.

https://thelibertydaily.com/joe-anchorman-biden-reads-everything-from-teleprompter-including-end-of-quote/ (https://thelibertydaily.com/joe-anchorman-biden-reads-everything-from-teleprompter-including-end-of-quote/)
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on December 03, 2021, 01:07:22 PM
He is totally losing it...not sure if funny or sad...

Biden tells another tall tale: President claims he met Golda Meir during the Six-Day War in 1967 while he was still a law student and she wasn't the Israeli PM

Biden confuses Six-Day War dates at White House menorah lighting celebration

'I have known every — every prime minister well since Golda Meir, including Golda Meir,' Biden said during a Hanukkah celebration on Thursday
'During the Six-Day War, I had an opportunity to — she invited me to come over because I was going to be the liaison between she and the Egyptians,' he said
The Six Day War was in 1967, one year before he graduated law school and Meir became prime minister
Biden appeared to be confusing the Six Day War with a meeting he had with her just prior to the October 1973 Yom Kippur War

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10271881/Biden-claims-met-Golda-Meir-Six-Day-War-1967-law-student.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10271881/Biden-claims-met-Golda-Meir-Six-Day-War-1967-law-student.html)

Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on December 07, 2021, 09:34:18 AM
...forgot to turn on his mike...Dear God...

Thought you were going to talk tough, Joe? Biden gives Putin a WAVE after forgetting to turn on his mic during video call: Threatens toughest sanctions yet against Russia if it invades Ukraine
Biden spoke to Vladimir Putin by video conference from White House Situation Room on Tuesday morning
Call started off with some technical difficulties when Biden apparently forgot to switch his microphone on
American President was then seen waving to his Russian counterpart and chuckling at the technical issues
Russian news agencies released video of the first few clips of the call

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10284391/Biden-faces-Putin-President-threatens-Russia-toughest-economic-sanctions-yet.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10284391/Biden-faces-Putin-President-threatens-Russia-toughest-economic-sanctions-yet.html)
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on December 08, 2021, 10:32:43 AM
"You will be the unlucky recipient of the most strongly worded letter ever!!! if you invade that country!!!...What a noodle

'Putin got the message': Biden reveals he threatened the Russian president with 'economic consequences like none he's ever seen' during call but says he has RULED OUT boots on the ground in Ukraine
President Joe Biden revealed he threatened Vladimir Putin with 'economic consequences like none he's ever seen' if Russia invades the Ukraine
'I made it very clear. If in fact, [Putin] invades Ukraine , there will be severe consequences, economic consequences like none he's ever seen,' Biden said
President made it clear no US boots on ground in Ukraine
'That is not on the table,' he told reporters before his trip to Kansas City
He said he was 'absolutely confident' that Putin got the message
Biden and Putin spoke for two hours by video conference on Tuesday morning
Biden also is prepared to deploy more American troops to NATO countries if Russia invades the Ukraine

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10288953/Biden-threatened-Putin-economic-consequences-like-hes-none-hes-seen.html
Title: Biden just said "Let's go Brandon and I agree"
Post by: akula1488 on December 24, 2021, 10:48:22 AM
Did the dementia patient just reply with Let's go Brandon to a caller who said the same phrase?

https://twitter.com/DJBURNS_was/status/1474446539934347272?t=_Aaybp3CYNucgOAjddBjJg&s=19
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: nosuchreality on December 24, 2021, 12:47:55 PM
Did the dementia patient just reply with Let's go Brandon to a caller who said the same phrase?

https://twitter.com/DJBURNS_was/status/1474446539934347272?t=_Aaybp3CYNucgOAjddBjJg&s=19

Yea, it’s called ignoring the childish asshole calling in on a children’s show to the Santa tracking line.

Really think that one through
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: akula1488 on December 24, 2021, 02:22:47 PM
Completely missing the point here. Biden is a shell of him self completely oblivious on what's happening around him this is elders abuse.

Did the dementia patient just reply with Let's go Brandon to a caller who said the same phrase?

https://twitter.com/DJBURNS_was/status/1474446539934347272?t=_Aaybp3CYNucgOAjddBjJg&s=19

Yea, it’s called ignoring the childish asshole calling in on a children’s show to the Santa tracking line.

Really think that one through
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: Soylent Green Is People on December 24, 2021, 03:06:17 PM
This was a throwback to callers who would ring in at every possible venue/show/etc and yell "Howard Stern!" You couldn't escape it in the early 1990's. Childish, but not the first time this has ever been done.

In my RSM Target store one of the checkers is named Brandon. He's heard it all and wasn't upset or pressured in any way when people say it. Pretty thick skin for someone just out of high school.
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on December 28, 2021, 08:08:24 AM
He is so funny...sounds like what that "Crazy" Trump guy was saying a few years ago...

'He's trying to avoid blame for his incompetence': GOP slams Biden after he said 'there is no federal solution' to combating COVID despite previously promising to 'shut down the virus' as cases hit highest level since January despite mask and vax mandates
Republicans are blasting President Joe Biden after he said 'there is no federal solution' to combatting COVID-19 during a virtual meeting with 25 governors
The GOP, citing a remark Biden made in October 2020,  accused the president of giving up on his promise to 'shut down the virus'

Sen. Tom Cotton, from Arkansas, slammed the president for implementing illegal mandates COVID and blamed his 'incompetence' for the surging virus
Texas Gov. Greg Abbott said if combatting the virus falls on the states, than the 'Texas solution is no mandates and personal responsibility'
However, Biden's supporters rushed to his defense, alleging the Republicans took his remarks out of context
They claimed the now-viral clip of Biden was 'a total lie' and edited to suggest he is 'quitting on dealing with COVID and just throwing it to the states'
Biden's comments came as COVID cases in the US have jumped by nearly 70% over the past two weeks and the CDC cut isolation restrictions from 10 days to 5

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10349067/GOP-slams-Biden-said-no-federal-solution-combatting-coronavirus.html
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on January 05, 2022, 10:14:38 AM
Our sitting President wants to go back 2 years...I don't blame him, I am sure he thought a bit clearer then...

'There's a lot of reason to be hopeful in 2020': Biden gets the YEAR wrong during official White House COVID briefing
President Biden, 79, was speaking from the White House during a briefing on the ongoing coronavirus pandemic
The president was saying that a lot of good could happen in the coming year but that people would have to get vaccinated against the virus
'There's a lot of reason to be hopeful in 2020. But for God's sake, please take advantage of what is available,' the president said
Biden has been prone to gaffes and misspeaking throughout his decades-long political career
He has multiple times referred to Vice President Kamala Harris as 'President Harris'

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10370419/Theres-lot-reason-hopeful-2020-Biden-gets-YEAR-wrong-COVID-briefing.html
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on January 06, 2022, 09:07:22 AM
Well the foots on the other shoe now... ;D ;D >:D

Where are the tests, Mr. President? https://t.co/thdbTtLOZC

— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) May 7, 2020

“I don’t think it’s a failure,” Biden said. “I think it’s — you could argue that we should have known a year ago, six months ago, two months ago, a month ago. I’ve ordered half a billion on the pills [sic], 500 million pills [sic]. Excuse me, 500 million test kits that are going to be available to be sent to every home in America if anybody wants them. But the answer is, yeah, I wish I had thought about ordering half a billion pills [sic] two months ago before COVID hit here.”

---Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) January 5, 2022
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on January 07, 2022, 10:18:33 PM
Lost a house to a lightning strike? Who’s life is he misremembering?…. ;D ;D >:D

Biden Makes Up Total Lie About Lighting Striking His Home In Effort To “Connect” With Colorado Fire Victims

While visiting Colorado residents who lost everything in rare winter wildfires that ripped through neighborhoods while ravaging over a thousand homes and businesses, Joe Biden decided to make the victims feel a little better by telling a lie about a house fire that never happened to him and Jill.

Jill and I have not gone through what you’ve gone through, but we have had lightning strike our home and almost lose our home.

And uh—uh—we only lost about uh—25% of it —and were able to rebuild.

But, uh—you know, uh—the hard part is the memorabilia you’ve lost—the special things that you’ve had put away that you’ve lost.

Say whaaaaat!???

https://100percentfedup.com/biden-makes-up-total-lie-about-lighting-striking-his-home-in-effort-to-connect-with-colorado-fire-victims/
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on January 12, 2022, 08:05:08 AM
Wow three in one speech...that's gold Jerry!!...Gold!!

Biden calls Capitol riot ‘coup’ in Ga. speech, claims he was arrested in civil rights protest

“Last week, President Harris and I stood in the United States Capitol to observe one of those before-and-after moments in American history: The January 6 insurrection on the citadel of our democracy,” he said. “Today we come to Atlanta, the cradle of civil rights, to make clear what must come after that dreadful day when a dagger was literally held at the throat of American democracy.”

https://nypost.com/2022/01/11/biden-calls-capitol-riot-coup-in-gaffe-filled-ga-speech-promoting-filibuster-reform/

Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: akula1488 on January 12, 2022, 09:48:00 AM
Biden is just a token president as the policies are set by his handlers. Between mean tweets and dementia patient, hopefully we get better candidate in 2024.
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on January 13, 2022, 12:26:56 PM
Comedy...another bad idea augers into the ground engulfed in flames... ;D ;D >:D

'I don't know that we can get this done but as long as I have breath in me I'm going to fight': Agitated Biden accepts defeat on voting rights after Senator Sinema aligned with Manchin and blew up his bid to kill the filibuster

President Joe Biden conceded he doesn't know how voting rights legislation will be passed but vowed 'as long as I have breath in me' he will fight
Kyrsten Simena made it clear she will not support a call from her party leaders to kill the filibuster in order to pass voting rights legislation
Her 19 minute speech essentially killed Dem efforts to pass voting legislation
Senator Joe Manchin described Sinema's speech as 'excellent'
'Very good. Excellent speech,' he said
Republican Leader Mitch McConnell said Sinema 'saved' the Senate
'She saved the Senate as an institution,' he said
The House passed a voting rights bill on Thursday and sent it to the Senate
Move is a procedural gambit to allow Chuck Schumer to bypass a Republican fillibuster in order to start debate on the legislation
House passed measure on 220-203 party line vote 
Barack Obama weighed in in op-ed calling for end of filibuster

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10399323/House-PASSES-voting-rights-package-set-Senate-filibuster-battle.html

Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on January 21, 2022, 12:10:28 PM
Don't think Brandon is laughing...that is worse than Trumps numbers his first year...Doh!!!

Polling Data
Poll                                    Date                      Sample          Approve       Disapprove            Spread

RCP Average    1/3 - 1/20   --              40.5         55.3         -14.8

Reuters/Ipsos                    1/19 - 1/20  1004 A                     43                    52           -9
Rasmussen Reports            1/18 - 1/20  1500 LV                  41                    58          -17
Economist/YouGov            1/15 - 1/18  1153 RV             42                    53          -11
NBC News                            1/14 - 1/18   790 RV                  44                    54       -10
Politico/Morning Consult    1/15 - 1/16 2005 RV                     40                    56       -16
Trafalgar Group (R)            1/12 - 1/15 1083 LV                     39                    59           -20
Quinnipiac                     1/7 - 1/10      1178 RV                     35                    54           -19
Gallup                           1/3 - 1/16        811 A                     40                    56            -16

https://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/other/president-biden-job-approval-7320.html
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on January 24, 2022, 03:15:09 PM
Super funny!! ;D ;D >:D

'I'll fire you on the spot': Biden tells staff to treat others with respect

During a swearing-in ceremony for White House staff, President Joe Biden told employees he'd fire them "on the spot" if he heard they treated others with disrespect. Source: CNN

Then he says…


Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on January 25, 2022, 03:06:01 PM
He’s on top of it….

President Joe Biden Makes Ice Cream Stop at Jeni’s in Capitol Hill
He also picked up a Kamala Harris mug at Honey Made boutique.

The big unanswered question of the Biden presidency: when—and where—will the Ice-Cream-Lover-in-Chief get his first local scoop? Turns out the answer is Jeni’s Splendid Ice Creams on Barracks Row. The President made a quick pitstop at the ice cream shop this afternoon after a visit to neighboring boutique Honey Made, where he admired necklaces on the wall for “my wife,” examined a coaster with a German shepherd on it, and picked up a Kamala Harris mug, according to a pool report.

https://www.washingtonian.com/2022/01/25/president-joe-biden-makes-ice-cream-stop-at-jenis-in-capitol-hill/
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: irvinehomeowner on January 26, 2022, 12:33:39 AM
Why didn't you post Biden calling a reporter an SOB here? Not funny enough?
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on January 26, 2022, 06:58:26 AM
Why didn't you post Biden calling a reporter an SOB here? Not funny enough?

I did, right above….that was super funny…
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: aquabliss on January 26, 2022, 07:40:42 AM
Both Trump and Biden openly called reporters Stupid to their face.  I prefer it when people in power are transparent about their feelings, just say what you feel in the open and let the people decide if they still want you in that spot.  I don’t fault either of them for speaking their mind.
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: eyephone on January 26, 2022, 08:29:07 AM
Why didn't you post Biden calling a reporter an SOB here? Not funny enough?

It is selective. He doesn’t support Trump’s PSA to Americans to get vaccinated.
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on January 26, 2022, 08:45:20 AM
Of course it is....so what? ;D ;D ;D >:D

Why didn't you post Biden calling a reporter an SOB here? Not funny enough?

It is selective. He doesn’t support Trump’s PSA to Americans to get vaccinated.
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on January 27, 2022, 08:56:35 AM
Granpa Brandon is regretting reversing this one...self inflicted wounds are killing us....

This is another Trump win but it really is a win for everyone but Russia.

In Win for Trump, Merkel Changes Course on U.S. Gas Imports
Chancellor calls her decision to open Germany up to U.S. liquefied natural gas a ‘strategic’ move

BERLIN—Chancellor Angela Merkel has offered government support to efforts to open up Germany to U.S. gas, a key concession to President Trump as he tries to loosen Russia’s grip on Europe’s largest energy market.

Over breakfast this month, the chancellor told a small group of lawmakers her government had decided to co-finance the construction of a €500 million ($576 million) liquefied natural gas shipping terminal in northern Germany, according to people familiar with the meeting, giving a crucial nudge to a project that had failed to get off the ground for years in a country that gets most of its gas cheaply from Russia.

Mr. Trump has intensively lobbied Europe to buy significant amounts of LNG as part of his campaign to rewrite the terms of trade relations. German and U.S. officials said Berlin hoped embracing U.S. gas might help solve a protracted trade dispute and possibly even defuse threats by Washington to sanction Nord Stream 2, an unbuilt German-Russian gas pipeline that would double Russia’s existing gas export capacity to Germany.

https://www.wsj.com/articles/in-win-for-trump-merkel-changes-course-on-u-s-gas-imports-1540209647 (https://www.wsj.com/articles/in-win-for-trump-merkel-changes-course-on-u-s-gas-imports-1540209647)

Biden sparks gas panic: Joe warns he will pull the plug on $11bn Russian gas pipeline into Germany Nord Stream 2 if Putin invades Ukraine - as he 'kicks out' 27 Russian diplomats from DC
 'I want to be very clear: if Russia invades Ukraine one way or another, Nord Stream 2 will not move forward,' State Dept. spox Ned Price told NPR
This morning, Germany backed the threat of sanctions on the gas pipeline in the event of an invasion
The State Department asked 24 Russian diplomats to depart Washington and return home on Tuesday, according to the Russian Embassy
Embassy tweeted that State Dept request meant 'our colleagues were forced to leave earlier than their tenure'
The US is reportedly discussing the deployment of additional troops to countries like Hungary, Bulgaria and Romania but not every NATO member is on board
Russia warns of 'retaliatory measures' if US rejects security demands and continues 'aggressive' policies
'If the West continues its aggressive course, Moscow will take the necessary retaliatory measures,' Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov said Wednesday
US yesterday delivered letter to Kremlin saying there would be no concessions over Russian demands for Ukraine and NATO
Secretary of State Anthony Blinken said however response contains 'serious' offers for a diplomatic path to de-escalate soaring tensions

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10445573/Biden-KICKS-24-Russian-diplomats-Washington-embassy-Ukraine-invasion-threat.html
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on January 31, 2022, 08:51:57 AM
"America is Back!!!"

Biden warns he will deploy troops WITHOUT NATO's backing: President says he will move troops to Eastern Europe 'in the near term' but not as part of NATO force as General Milley warns Russian attack on Ukraine 'would be horrific'
Joe Biden on Friday evening said that he would be moving some troops to Eastern Europe - but 'not too many' - as tensions mount in Ukraine
Landing back in Washington DC after a trip to Pittsburgh, the president said that the troops would be moved 'in the near term', but did not say when
Hours earlier Ukraine's president, Volodymyr Zelensky, said that the world was overreacting to the threat of a Russian invasion of his country
Zelensky chided world leaders for their public statements, saying 'we don't need this panic' and condemning the withdrawal of diplomats
Chairman of Joint Chiefs Gen Milley warned of 'horrific' consequences if Russia put its 100,000-plus force to work on an invasion
Russia has amassed more than 100,000 troops around Ukraine after a steady buildup in the region and may be planning an invasion in February
UK intelligence source suggested Putin will continue massing forces for 'two or three weeks' before attacking
Attack could come from Belarus aimed at Kiev, coupled with amphibious assault from Crimea on port city of Odessa, before the troops roll in from the east

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10453889/Biden-signals-troops-Eastern-Europe-near-term.html

Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on February 22, 2022, 01:01:57 PM
What a dope...I'm sure this will be part of Brandon's "harshly worded letter of protest"...

Nord Stream 2: Biden waives US sanctions on Russian pipeline

The Biden administration has waived sanctions on a company building a controversial gas pipeline between Russia and Germany.

The US also lifted sanctions on the executive - an ally of Russia's Vladimir Putin - who leads the firm behind the Nord Stream 2 project.

The move came in a report on Russian sanctions delivered to Congress by the Department of State.

Critics say the pipeline is a major geopolitical prize for the Kremlin.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-57180674

Germany PULLS PLUG on Nord Stream 2 gas pipeline as pressure builds on Biden to get tougher on Putin: President will reveal sanctions at 1PM TODAY as Congress urges him to target oligarchs
German Chancellor Olaf Scholz announced Tuesday that he is halting the process of certifying the Nord Stream 2 natural gas pipeline from Russia
Meanwhile, Joe Biden is facing pressure to get tougher on Russia and impose sanctions directly on Putin
The president changed his schedule to include a press conference for 1 p.m. on Tuesday afternoon to provide an update on the situation in Ukraine and Russia where he is expected to announce more sanctions
Russian tanks rolled into Donetsk and Luhansk after Putin ordered 'peacekeepers' into the regions
Putin officially recognized the two areas of Ukraine as independent states in a press conference Monday
Biden imposed sanctions against the two breakaway regions of Eastern Ukraine amid the move but stopped short of issuing full-blown sanctions against Russia
UK Health Secretary Sajid Javid this morning declared on national television that 'the invasion has begun'
Some western allies have stopped short of calling the encroachment of Russia on Ukrainian soil an 'invasion'

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10538807/Germany-PULLS-PLUG-Nord-Stream-2-gas-pipeline-pressure-builds-Biden-tougher-Putin.html
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on February 24, 2022, 11:00:03 AM
What's that saying about the definition of insanity?...

Obama Announces Sanctions to Punish Russia For Crimea Invasion
The sanctions are the most comprehensive placed on Russia since the Cold War.
March 17, 2014, 7:34 AM

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/obama-announces-sanctions-punish-russia-crimea-invasion/story?id=22939730

Biden announces new sanctions against Russia, says Ukraine is seeing 'beginning of a Russian invasion'

Lauren Egan
Tue, February 22, 2022, 11:14 PM

https://news.yahoo.com/biden-address-russian-move-ukraine-175514228.html
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on February 24, 2022, 10:51:08 PM
Sanctions are as devastating as bullets, missiles and tanks?  That is funny, unless those tanks missiles and bullets are aimed at you.

https://www.c-span.org/video/?c5003159/user-clip-biden-sanctions-devastating-missiles

Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on March 01, 2022, 01:01:55 PM
This will be the funniest thing he says all year...SOTU '22!!


Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: akula1488 on March 01, 2022, 09:54:55 PM
Iranian is the new Ukrainian...
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on March 01, 2022, 10:40:55 PM
The stupidest thing he said was “increase your wages…reduce your costs.” …they’re the same thing but a career bureaucrat wouldn’t know that, having never made a payroll or worked a real job.
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: irvinehomeowner on March 02, 2022, 02:41:23 PM
That's not as bad as "Flattening the curve will result in the same number of deaths".
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on March 02, 2022, 03:02:04 PM
In the end it didn’t really make a difference. But this turns out to be something stupid that Brandon said constantly…

So, what was the point? Cloth masks allow 90% of particles to filter through giving them little ability to prevent  COVID transmission, study finds

https://expressdigest.com/cloth-masks-allow-90-of-particles-to-filter-through-giving-them-little-ability-to-prevent-covid/
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: irvinehomeowner on March 02, 2022, 04:25:57 PM
Or... and this one was classic:

Why don't masks stop the smell of farts but are effective against Covid?
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: irvinehomeowner on March 02, 2022, 04:27:12 PM
In the end it didn’t really make a difference.
How do you know? Can't prove a negative.

Boom... take it... that's for you.

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/5b/47/65/5b4765404070c0e0bdff575bea3f5da8.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: Soylent Green Is People on March 02, 2022, 04:38:30 PM
I only wish everyone on one side of the Aisle would have picked up a copy of the speech and ripped it in half, just as Frau Blucher Pelosi did after the Tang Menace completed his SOTU speech.

 
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on March 02, 2022, 05:49:37 PM
Or... and this one was classic:

Why don't masks stop the smell of farts but are effective against Covid?

Turns out cloth masks don’t…Wanda ya know? ;D ;D >:D
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: Ready2Downsize on March 02, 2022, 06:11:15 PM
Or... and this one was classic:

Why don't masks stop the smell of farts but are effective against Covid?

Turns out cloth masks don’t…Wanda ya know? ;D ;D >:D

If you strapped it on your behind, would it stop the smell of farts? Asking for a friend.
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on March 02, 2022, 06:30:33 PM
Pelosi was busy wrestling with her own demons…maybe suppressing a tourettes spasm?….

IN A STATE Nancy Pelosi’s hands distract State of the Union viewers – but then people spot what she’s doing with her mouth.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/17821364/nancy-pelosi-distraction-state-of-the-union/amp/
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: Ready2Downsize on March 02, 2022, 07:00:16 PM
Pelosi was busy wrestling with her own demons…maybe suppressing a tourettes spasm?….

IN A STATE Nancy Pelosi’s hands distract State of the Union viewers – but then people spot what she’s doing with her mouth.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/17821364/nancy-pelosi-distraction-state-of-the-union/amp/

Awe come on man! The woman is going to be 81 in less than 4 weeks. If she lives to see Father's Day this year, she will have exceeded her life expectancy. She has reason to jump up and down and act like a two year old!

Biden has already exceeded his. He probably isn't spry enough to jump like Pelosi, so kudos to her for showing how someone that old can move around without a cane so well.
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on March 02, 2022, 07:11:31 PM
It takes your breath away….

1. Biden mistakenly says “Iranian people” instead of “Ukrainian people.”
“Putin may circle Kyiv with tanks, but he will never gain the hearts and souls of the Iranian people,” he said in his speech.

According to his prepared text, he was supposed to say “hearts and souls of the Ukrainian people.”

2. Biden refers to “a pound of Ukrainian people”
Biden referred to “a pound of Ukrainian people.” His prepared text said “proud.”…Biden later tried to say Ukrainians were fighting “pound for pound” with “every inch of ‘earnagy'”

3. Biden struggles over his demand to end the term “Rust Belt”
Biden labored through what should have been an easy line promoting midwestern manufacturing, borrowing a phrase coined by Sen. Sherrod Brown (D-OH):

“It’s time to see the uh the uh what used to be called the Rust Belt become the uh uh um the home of uh significant resurgence in manufacturing.”

4. Biden calls for “investigating” the police instead of “investing.”
The president made a passionate case for “investigating” crime prevention and community police, but according to his prepared text, he was supposed to say “investing”

“I know what works — investigating crime prevention, and community policing, cops who walk the beat,” he said.

5. Biden stumbles over his claim you cannot build a wall to keep out coronavirus
“You can’t build a wall high enough to keep out a-a-a-a a vaccine. The vaccine can stop the spread of these diseases,” he said.

Biden typically talks about how no one can build a wall high enough to stop the coronavirus, but this line was not in his prepared text. He failed to make his point.

6. Biden slurs his pronunciation of “health premiums”
The president referred to “health progremiums.”

7. Biden refers to the “Russian Roubelle”
Biden stumbled over his pronunciation of the word “ruble,” a word repeatedly referred to during the Russian attack on Ukraine.

8. Biden refers to the “infects” of climate change instead of “effects”
“[W]e’ll do it to withstand the devastating infects of climate change and promote environmental justice,” he said. 

9. Biden struggles to talk about the number of corporations in America.
“There are more corporations incorporated in America than every other state in America combined, and I still won 36 years in a row,” Biden said.

Based on his past rhetoric, the president was likely referring to his home state of Delaware, but he never corrected himself. It was not in his prepared text.

10. ‘Go git ‘im’
Biden inexplicably concluded his speech with the phrase “Go git ‘im” although it was not in his prepared text and it was unclear who he wanted the Congress to “git.”



Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: irvinehomeowner on March 03, 2022, 08:41:45 AM
Or... and this one was classic:

Why don't masks stop the smell of farts but are effective against Covid?

Turns out cloth masks don’t…Wanda ya know? ;D ;D >:D

If you strapped it on your behind, would it stop the smell of farts? Asking for a friend.

Is that friend morekaos?

Since you were in the medical field, you do know there is a massive size difference between a viral droplet and odor vapor don't you? Asking for a friend.
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: irvinehomeowner on March 03, 2022, 08:42:50 AM
Here's another funny thing someone said:

The election was stolen.
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on March 03, 2022, 08:50:49 AM
Or... and this one was classic:

Why don't masks stop the smell of farts but are effective against Covid?

Turns out cloth masks don’t…Wanda ya know? ;D ;D >:D

If you strapped it on your behind, would it stop the smell of farts? Asking for a friend.

Is that friend morekaos?

Since you were in the medical field, you do know there is a massive size difference between a viral droplet and odor vapor don't you? Asking for a friend.

These guys are....and since cloth is what most people wore for 2 years and they are now proven to be 90% ineffective against Covid and 100% ineffective against farts....well.....

"Researchers from the University of Bristol in the United Kingdom found that 90 percent of particles could get through cloth masks, making them effectively useless during the pandemic."

Wearing a mask also may have made people feel more comfortable about going out in public, believing the face coverings would protect everyone around them from the virus.

It could be the case that the cloth masks were providing little to no protection at all, and people believing the were taking proper virus mitigation measures were not doing so.
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: nosuchreality on March 03, 2022, 09:08:10 AM
Too afraid to post the link I see.

Winning!!!

Or... and this one was classic:

Why don't masks stop the smell of farts but are effective against Covid?

Turns out cloth masks don’t…Wanda ya know? ;D ;D >:D

If you strapped it on your behind, would it stop the smell of farts? Asking for a friend.

Is that friend morekaos?

Since you were in the medical field, you do know there is a massive size difference between a viral droplet and odor vapor don't you? Asking for a friend.

These guys are....and since cloth is what most people wore for 2 years and they are now proven to be 90% ineffective against Covid and 100% ineffective against farts....well.....

"Researchers from the University of Bristol in the United Kingdom found that 90 percent of particles could get through cloth masks, making them effectively useless during the pandemic."

Wearing a mask also may have made people feel more comfortable about going out in public, believing the face coverings would protect everyone around them from the virus.

It could be the case that the cloth masks were providing little to no protection at all, and people believing the were taking proper virus mitigation measures were not doing so.
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: irvinehomeowner on March 03, 2022, 09:23:34 AM
Seems like morekaos always needs to look to the UK to support his disinformation.

Here's another funny thing someone said about Tesla:

Quote
Mark my words..that company will COLLAPSE.

https://www.talkirvine.com/index.php/topic,4204.msg66448.html#msg66448

Maybe The Expose or DailyMail has some article saying that Telsa has collapsed.
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on March 03, 2022, 09:39:21 AM
Too afraid to post the link I see.

Winning!!!

Or... and this one was classic:

Why don't masks stop the smell of farts but are effective against Covid?

Turns out cloth masks don’t…Wanda ya know? ;D ;D >:D

If you strapped it on your behind, would it stop the smell of farts? Asking for a friend.

Is that friend morekaos?

Since you were in the medical field, you do know there is a massive size difference between a viral droplet and odor vapor don't you? Asking for a friend.

These guys are....and since cloth is what most people wore for 2 years and they are now proven to be 90% ineffective against Covid and 100% ineffective against farts....well.....

"Researchers from the University of Bristol in the United Kingdom found that 90 percent of particles could get through cloth masks, making them effectively useless during the pandemic."

Wearing a mask also may have made people feel more comfortable about going out in public, believing the face coverings would protect everyone around them from the virus.

It could be the case that the cloth masks were providing little to no protection at all, and people believing the were taking proper virus mitigation measures were not doing so.

I already did previously but if you want it again...

https://expressdigest.com/cloth-masks-allow-90-of-particles-to-filter-through-giving-them-little-ability-to-prevent-covid/
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on March 03, 2022, 09:40:50 AM
Seems like morekaos always needs to look to the UK to support his disinformation.

Here's another funny thing someone said about Tesla:

Quote
Mark my words..that company will COLLAPSE.

https://www.talkirvine.com/index.php/topic,4204.msg66448.html#msg66448

Maybe The Expose or DailyMail has some article saying that Telsa has collapsed.


There is a reason for that...and...give it time...I am a patient man...
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on March 03, 2022, 09:49:52 AM
What the hell is that guys name who is responsible for a major part of the infrastructure thing I'm supposed to be talking about...well you know... ;D ;D >:D

Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: irvinehomeowner on March 03, 2022, 12:38:20 PM
This one was funny:

I gotta admit...

driving by gas stations in my Tesla Y feels good.
You should try it.

Your $100,000.00 feel good box?  You pay for it one way or another.  I for one drive a 1990 Full size Ford Bronco,  Restored, that gets about 9 miles to the gallon but when I bought it it only cost me $3800.00 so I think I'm still ahead of the game. ;D ;D >:D

Zubs...you driv'n a model Y? ;D ;D >:D

Maybe you can relate to Biden... you have trouble reading and remembering too.
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on March 03, 2022, 01:09:10 PM
This one was funny:

I gotta admit...

driving by gas stations in my Tesla Y feels good.
You should try it.

Your $100,000.00 feel good box?  You pay for it one way or another.  I for one drive a 1990 Full size Ford Bronco,  Restored, that gets about 9 miles to the gallon but when I bought it it only cost me $3800.00 so I think I'm still ahead of the game. ;D ;D >:D

Zubs...you driv'n a model Y? ;D ;D >:D

Maybe you can relate to Biden... you have trouble reading and remembering too.

I was jibing him...thought he would have a more expensive model. ;D
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: irvinehomeowner on March 03, 2022, 01:11:24 PM
Sure... just further proof your Covid dementia affects your reading comprehension.

Funny things morekaos says...
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on March 03, 2022, 01:13:37 PM
Sure... just further proof your Covid dementia affects your reading comprehension.

Funny things morekaos says...

So emotional... That was a reach, but OK.
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: irvinehomeowner on March 03, 2022, 04:17:36 PM
Your excuse was a reach, my response had zero emotion... just more fact than your fiction.
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on March 03, 2022, 05:15:44 PM
Now that’s funny… ;D ;D ;D >:D
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on March 10, 2022, 11:55:22 AM
Brandon must think this is funny now...

Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on March 15, 2022, 10:31:14 PM
Oh dear….

Biden Refers to Kamala as ‘First Lady,’ Says He’s ‘Not Together’

“There’s been a little change of the arrangement for who’s on stage because of the First Lady’s husband contracted COVID, but, uh…look at this room and what you see,” Biden said, before he was corrected from off-camera.

“Pardon,” he said as the crowd erupted in laughter.

“Right,” he responded. “She’s fine. It’s me that’s not together.”

Then he attempted to make it right.

“The Second Lady — the First Gentleman, how ’bout that. Anyway,” he concluded.

https://www.toddstarnes.com/politics/biden-refers-to-kamala-as-first-lady-says-hes-not-together/
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on March 29, 2022, 08:46:54 AM
This is more scary than really funny...although it is still funny...

Biden, 79, uses 'cheat sheets' to answer press questions on his 'unscripted' call for Putin to be ousted in Russia: Rand Paul claims need for cue cards shows 'somebody who's in cognitive decline'
Joe Biden on Monday took questions from the press about the invasion of Ukraine and his declaration that Putin 'cannot remain in power'
In his left hand, the 79-year-old had a typed cue card with expected questions and prepared answers
On the remarks about Putin not being fit to leave, Biden insisted: 'I was not articulating a change in policy'
Rand Paul led the criticism of Biden's reliance on cue cards, telling Fox News that it was like being 'around somebody who's in cognitive decline'
Paul continued: 'You find yourself trying to help them with a sentence, trying to help them complete it'

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10662195/Biden-caught-using-cheat-sheet-Rand-Paul-claims-cue-cards-cognitive-decline.html

Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on March 30, 2022, 12:40:37 PM
Like Carters "Crisis of Confidence"...we now have a "Crisis of Credibility"...

Biden: Crisis of credibility
Comments on Ukraine, the economy stir concern

It’s been another bad week for the president, as White House staffers, and Biden himself on Monday, tried to clean up a string of troubling gaffes made during his crucial trip to meet with NATO leaders as the Ukraine war continued to rage.

With Russian President Vladimir Putin hinting that a nuclear response was possible if NATO directly intervenes in Ukraine or threatens Russia itself, Biden’s misstatements couldn’t have come at a worse moment. Yet, when asked about his ad-lib remarks to American servicemen in Poland, his response to the possible use of chemical weapons by Russia, and now, famously, his barely nuanced call for the ousting of Putin, incredulously, Biden told reporters, “None of the three occurred.”

It was a mind-boggling moment.

https://rollcall.com/2022/03/30/biden-crisis-of-credibility/
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: irvinehomeowner on March 30, 2022, 04:08:56 PM
No one will remember this next week.
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on March 30, 2022, 04:41:59 PM
No one will remember this next week.

….especially Joe Biden…heck, he already forgot it! ;D ;D >:D
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on April 06, 2022, 09:03:47 AM
Funny if you hate him...sad if you like him....

But I'M the President now! Staff IGNORE Joe Biden and flock to Barack Obama during ex-President's first trip back to White House
On Tuesday former president Obama joined Biden at the White House to celebrate the 12th anniversary of the launch of the Affordable Care act
But following his speech, Obama was seen shaking hands with fans and fellow politicians in the East room while Joe wandered around looking confused
Biden was also seen standing behind Obama and Kamala Harris as they shook hands with people and he watches on with no one paying him any mind
The clip has garnered online reaction, with some people saying the president was outshone by his former boss and that he looks lost
'I guess we know who's really running the White House and it ain't Joe!' another person tweeted.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10690391/Joe-Biden-looks-bereft-White-House-event-fans-flock-former-President-Barack-Obama.html
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: akula1488 on April 06, 2022, 10:10:08 AM
I saw the video. People just ignore Joe Biden like he is not there. He is the current president right? The body language doesn't lie either.
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on April 12, 2022, 04:58:30 PM
That’s gold Jerry!…gold!!

Feathered fiend poops on Biden's shoulder inside Iowa barn as president touts his 'Made in America' pledge to lower gas prices by 10 cents a gallon

The incident took place at what Biden called a 'giant barn' at a fuel plant in Iowa
He spoke for more than 20 minutes after the substance fell on his lapel Tuesday
A White House comms director later said it was 'corn,' not bird poop
The president was unveiling a plan to reduce gas prices by 10 cents a gallon
It will happen by allowing the sale of E15 fuel, usually banned in the summer due to environmental concerns about smog
It will only be sold at about 2,300 of the nation's more than 100,000 gas stations
Gas prices have reached an average of $4.10 a gallon and the Biden administration has blamed surging prices and inflation on 'Putin's Price Hike'

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10712901/Feathered-fiend-poops-Bidens-shoulder-inside-Iowa-barn-unveils-plan-lower-gas-prices.html

Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: Liar Loan on April 12, 2022, 06:04:24 PM
I hate when corn falls from the sky.
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on April 12, 2022, 06:50:36 PM
I hate when corn falls from the sky.

https://youtube.com/shorts/k8nDQO-DczU?feature=share
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: akula1488 on April 15, 2022, 01:44:27 PM
Biden trying to shake hand with one of the 81 million voters that voted for him

https://nypost.com/2022/04/14/biden-shakes-hands-with-thin-air-after-north-carolina-speech/?utm_source=NYPTwitter&utm_medium=SocialFlow&utm_campaign=SocialFlow
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on April 18, 2022, 10:18:20 AM
...that speech was a twofer...He is a full professor at University of Penn....did you know that?... ;D ;D >:D

Biden Does It Again – Falsely Claims He Was A ‘Full Professor’ At Ivy League University

https://www.c-span.org/video/?c5011019/user-clip-biden-claims-upenn-prof

https://thebluestateconservative.com/2022/04/15/video-biden-does-it-again-falsely-claims-he-was-a-full-professor-at-ivy-league-university/
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on April 22, 2022, 09:08:31 AM
I know it seems like 19 months or longer Brandon...but you have only been president for 15 months...and why do you keep rambling about the Himalaya with Xi in Tibet on a 17,000 mile journey?  ;D ;D >:D

Joe Biden Can’t Remember How Long He Has Been in Office As President

https://rumble.com/embed/vz9lma/?pub=4

“I was with Xi Jinping, I’ve traveled 17,000 miles, spent more time than many other world leader over total of, I think we’re up to 90 some hours of talking or meeting together over the last six, seven years,” he said. “And we were in the foothills of the Tibet.”

https://rumble.com/embed/vz9m31/?pub=4

Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: irvinehomeowner on April 22, 2022, 10:41:45 AM
Wow... that is funny.
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on April 28, 2022, 12:26:25 PM
This is super funny but actually sad...Biden is a conundrum wrapped in an enigma .

Biden ‘Not Concerned about Recession,’ Touts ‘Enormous Growth’ after Economy Shrinks in First Quarter

“I’m not concerned about a recession,” Biden told reporters at a press conference at the White House.

“I mean, you’re always concerned about a recession, but the GDP, you know, fell to 1.4 percent,” Biden added. “But here’s the deal: we also had last quarter consumer spending and business investment and residential investment increase at significant rates,” and “unemployment’s the lowest rate since 1970.”

Biden said that the U.S. was seeing “enormous” economic growth alongside Covid disruptions.

“I think we’re—what you’re seeing is enormous growth in the country that was affected by everything from Covid and the Covid blockages that occurred along the way,” Biden said. “Now, you always have to be, take a look and, no one is predicting a recession now. They’re predicting there—some are predicting there may be a recession in 2023. I’m concerned about it.”

https://www.nationalreview.com/news/biden-not-concerned-about-recession-touts-enormous-growth-after-economy-shrinks-in-first-quarter/

Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on May 03, 2022, 12:42:14 PM
Given todays headlines it is funny to look at what Brandon used to say...I doubt he even knows where he stands on the topic today... ;D ;D >:D

In 1982 Joe Biden Voted for Constitutional Amendment to Overturn Roe v Wade and Make It a State Issue

Joe Biden entered the senate in 1973, the same year the Supreme Court legalized abortion in its Roe v. Wade decision. He has evolved from being strongly pro-life to rabidly pro-abortion. Here is a list of his changing positions.

1974: A year after Roe v. Wade was decided, he said the ruling had gone “too far” and that a woman seeking an abortion should not have the “sole right to say what should happen to her body.”

1976: He votes for the “Hyde Amendment” which bans federal funding of abortions.

1981: He introduces the “Biden Amendment” which prohibits foreign-aid funding of biomedical research involving abortion.

1982: He votes for a constitutional amendment allowing states to overturn Roe v. Wade.

1983: He votes against a constitutional amendment allowing states to overturn Roe v. Wade.

1984: He votes for the Mexico City Policy which bans federal funding for abortions.

1987: He becomes chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee and leads the fight against Supreme Court nominee Judge Robert Bork, whom he said was opposed to Roe v. Wade.

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/05/flashback-1982-joe-biden-voted-constitutional-amendment-overturn-roe-v-wade-make-states-issue/
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on May 05, 2022, 08:27:49 AM
My morning chuckle...

Biden Says ‘Don’t Jump’ While Taking Picture With Wheelchair Bound Athletes

Biden stood with a group of Olympic and Paralympic athletes while celebrating the athletes, who participated for Team USA during either the Tokyo 2020 Summer Games or the 2022 Beijing Winter Games.

“Here we go,” Biden said as he put his arm around an athlete for a group picture. (RELATED: Ex-US Olympic Skier Says Beijing Games Will Be Remembered By Ploy ‘To Bolster Two Different Authoritarian Governments’)

“Don’t jump!” Biden said, followed by laughter from the audience. “She’s our photographer, look at her.”

https://dailycaller.com/2022/05/04/joe-biden-dont-jump-taking-pictures-olympic-paralympic-athletes/
Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on May 17, 2022, 07:22:33 PM
Not a day passes… ;D ;D >:D

Biden spoke about the AANHPI (Asian American, Native Hawaiian, and Pacific Islander) community but stumbled over the inclusive term by referring to the “A-A-N-I-N-H-A-P-I community in the United States” even though he was reading from a teleprompter.

“I,I,I,I,I,” he added as the crowd chuckled.

“As they say in Claymont, Delaware, ‘All yous guys,'” Biden concluded, recalling his home state.

Title: Re: Funny things Joe says...
Post by: morekaos on May 20, 2022, 12:39:14 PM
He must put his foot into his mouth on the plane because his first few words are always a treat... ;D ;D >:D

Biden's double gaffe in South Korea: President refers to new president as the previous leader and gets name of Samsung's Texas plant wrong shortly after landing on first Asia trip
President Joe Biden kicked off his trip to Asia by meeting South Korea's new President Yoon Seok-youl in the lobby of a Samsung micro-chip facility Friday
Biden thanked President Yoon, although he stumbled over his name after getting it right the first time after a long flight
'And President Moon – Yoon – you thank you everything you've done,' Biden said. Yoon's predecessor is President Moon Jae-in.
Biden also misstated the name of a Samsung facility in Taylor, Texas, where Samsung plans to spend billions. He called it Tyler, Texas

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10836113/Biden-lands-South-Korea-White-House-says-North-Korean-tests-increase-fortitude.html
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